ANYONE LIVES IN CORNWALL

[Guest Lemons]

yeh f*ck cornwall, i would go there for a day if it was a hot day in the summer and i could drink cider and surf and magically be good at tit without any experience.

I can teach you bro.

[BLACK VICTIM]

no homo

[djbmc]

yeh f*ck cornwall, i would go there for a day if it was a hot day in the summer and i could drink cider and surf and magically be good at tit without any experience.

I can teach you bro.

you can surf? i'm impressed but like i said i just want to be able to ride them waves, not really willing to put the work in.

[Guest Lemons]

Trust me, with the patented 3 step technique I've developed the only work you'll have to put in is on the strip.

OOOWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Guest Fat Eric]

lol why did this guy start raging

[Mic Man]

pattie pastry>>>

pattie filling>>>>

[Mr. Martinez]

Anywhere near Bude?

Got a few links there still

[Mr. Martinez]

Also those parts of the UK are literally the nicest.

Come like the Mediterranean or some sh*t

[Guest Klitschko]

Careful, Jas will think your talking about him.

[Corrigan]

NAH BRO. I KNEW WHO HE MEANT, DUNNO WHY U LOVE MENTIONING ME SO MUCH

[Guest Klitschko]

You can't prove that.

[JGGB]

Met some peng ting from Newton Abbott in Devon, that's near Cornwall right? Place has a racecourse so I'm guessing she's loaded.

I'm literally the only black person on her fb friends.

Need to pay her a visit still

[Dubby]

I thought Cornwall was full of guys who are mad with England and want to be their own country?

[Skenghis Khan]

is it cornwall where they have that day when one of the villagers blacks up and the others chase him and throw him in the sea, darkie day or something?

cornwall is cool lots of history/scenery but they do f*cked up things like darkie day and other pagan rituals like in the wickerman when noones looking. used to go there on holiday all the time when i was little, devon too.

[Corrigan]

the barman are cunts as well

f*ck*ng sly bastards

they see Londoners coming a mile off and always try short change

and the chicken shops lol, one try charge a fiver for 2pc meal my uncle went nuts "A FIVER, IM FROM SARF LONDON YOU TURKISH c*nt, IS THAT ALL YOUR GUNNA f*ckIN GIVE ME"

Was cringy but f*ck*ng lolzy at the same time

[JGGB]

LOL

+pos