You woke up as a white person. What would you do?

[Badman]

I wont lie vip2 has had me lolling hard tonight

keep up the work lads

[Captain Planet]

Bang my chick in the bum, let her suck me off then lips her after

[Yuri]

hahah can feel the hate in some of these posts

[Corrigan]

Bang my chick in the bum, let her suck me off then lips her after

#real

[Necksta]

been watching some weird spankwire porn bro. wtf.

[djbmc]

i'm surprised none of you have said "drink a pint of milk" or "go for a swim"

[Guest haze-e]

Bang my chick in the bum, let her suck me off then lips her after

Pmsl. f*cked.

[Captain Planet]

na g hes jus been living tht life

the powers that be st...

[Seydou]

Find a dead body in the most fackd places at the most fackd times.

[Guest haze-e]

i'm surprised none of you have said "drink a pint of milk" or "go for a swim"

Becasue those are poo.

"Drink a pint of milk"

Lolwut?

[Percy]

this is wot im sayin, is he implying that only white people can drink milk

[Skenghis Khan]

we defo better at drinking milk tbf.

a pint of milk is lethal to a chinaman.

[Guest Supreme Allah]

eat them dry cheese and lettuce sandwiches

cook meat for 10 seconds

[Lucarelli]

kill myself

[TALLWAH]

Put deodorant on on the bus on the way to school/uni/work

[Grafter]

Put face paint on on the bus on the way to school/uni/work

[Captain Planet]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach and interact with a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands

[Percy]

thread is jokes

[Yuri]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands

i get the feeling that this happened to you

[djbmc]

Everyone knows whites are the best when it comes to drinking milk you lactose intolerant bitches

[Guest haze-e]

Eat a cheese and red onion sandwich with cheese and onion crisps in the middle... Then go back to work to serve customers.

[Marly Mar]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands

Bruvvvv...dey can see me watching dem waiting... and dey jus bop off casual

Mzungu's

[Captain Planet]

Stunt in my M reg vauxhall nova

[NiNES.]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands

starting to sound like a victim still

stand up for your rights like marcus garvey

[Seydou]

Eat a tuna and sweetcorn baguette, leave crust and mayo fermenting around my mouth, then approach and interact with a black colleague and attempt to shake his hand finally resting said hand upon his shoulder

go toilet and not wash hands