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Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

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was seriously disappoint by the pic

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lol alie

but how can wank 47 times a day

i dont believe her

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after hearing this the dons she work wiv must of all be lining up

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:lol:

i bet if she got

THE D

she'd be fine

going by that pic

she doesnt

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bet she smells of cum and arousal constantly

would walk behind her all the time to get the back draft of said cum and arousal scent

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lol dont take your dog around her

or

do :lol:

tbh life has spoken to her

her career is blatantly on webcam

47 genuine orgasms a day

thats 2 an hour

people would pay to see that

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i'd pay to smell that (no deviant)

(denied?)

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I'm sure she doesnt sleepfap

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i'd pay to smell that (no deviant)

(denied?)

Top deev.

Watch out Don Crack this lad is coming for your title.

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was seriously disappoint by the pic

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