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Guest Fat Eric

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how do you lot know we are not dead now and something happened but you can't remember because obviously you are dead?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

sh*t

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how do you know youre not dead right now? how do you know this isnt a dream? how do you know your family aint sitting by your bedside waiting for you to wake up in the hospital right now

wake up grace youve been in this coma for 6 years

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how do you know youre not dead right now? how do you know this isnt a dream? how do you know your family aint sitting by your bedside waiting for you to wake up in the hospital right now

wake up grace youve been in this coma for 6 years

ah sh*t dont lie

*tries to wake up*

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The dates would have obviously been wrong. When the propechy in the bible was done, they worked it out using the Julian Calender, however we changed to the Gregorian Calender about 500 years giving us only 12 months instead of 13. I'm sure if they re-work it out it wouldn't fall on the 21st.

In other news, the Iceland volcano is erupting again.

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Apocalypse still imminent: Rapture now coming in October

Harold Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months, and the Rapture will actually take place on 21 October

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Good news for Rapture lovers! The world is going to end after all – only it's going to take a little longer than predicted.

Harold Camping, architect of Saturday's dramatic events in which Judgment Day came and went without so much as an earthquake, has revealed what went wrong. He took to his show on his network Family Radio to reveal the simple truth: the Apocalypse was imminent, he'd just got it out by five months. So now the world is going to end – really and truly this time – on 21 October.

Camping was disarmingly honest about the impact the world's inconvenient continuance was having on him, after he predicted 200 million Christians would rise to heaven by 6pm on Saturday followed by the destruction of the Earth in a massive fireball.

"I can tell you when 21 May came and went it was a very difficult time for me – a very difficult time. I was truly wondering what is going on. In my mind, I went back through all the promises God had made. What in the world was happening. I really was praying and praying: 'Lord, what happened?'"

Many of Camping's followers might be asking similar questions, particularly those who gave up their jobs or donated some of the $100m or so believed to have been spent on billboards and RV trucks advertising the imminent arrival of doomsday. But then, there's no consumer protection legislation when it comes to Armageddon.

Among the disappointed, though still living, Rapture groupies were Robert Fitzpatrick, who spent all his live savings of $140,000 spreading the word of the world's end, and Jeff Hopkins who erected a doomsday sign on top his car and spent the past few months driving from Long Island to New York city to publicise it.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/24/rapture-october-harold-camping-apocalypse

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