Linking Shots

[ruz]

Loool crushed up polos

[Mr. Martinez]

Obviously I'm not going to smoke no dodge looking thing, but lol @ walking past a score of dry to the bone, lemonish smelling PENG and being like ooo can't trust that, i best leave it there...

...jokers

[Fighting Weight]

Yes, the film is Liar Liar.

[gyal fi beg]

this has turned into dropping shot stories into fiend tales

[Guest phonecharger]

u clearly dont trap

[The Infamous]

smh this thread is kinda dead

fuck shotters

[FAT TONY]

LAUGHS) "aiyo, man you remember that shit Eazy did a while back

muthafucka said wasnt gonna work (that crazy shit)

stupid shit man, aiyo Eazy

why dont you come out from the piano

and bust this crazy shit"

woke up quick, at about noon

jus' thought that i had to be in compton soon

i gotta get drunk before the day begins

before my mother starts bitchin about ma friends

about to go and damn near went blind

young niggaz at the path throwin up gang signs

ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip

wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip

bailed outside and pointed ma weapon

just as i thought the fools kept steppin

jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride

i got front back, and side to side

then i let the alpine play (play)

pumpin new shit by NWA

it was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list

then i played my own shit and it went somethin' like this

cruisin down the street in my six-fo''

jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes

went to the park to get the scoop

knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops

a car pulls up, who can it be

a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G

he rolled down his window and he started to say

its all about makin that G.T.A.

(CHORUS)

coz the boys in the hood are always hard

you come talkin that trash, we'll pull ya card

knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'

dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit

(SCRATCHES) yo man

"Get the fuck out"

(SCRATCHES)

"muthafucka, say what"

Down on B's is the place to give me the pace

he said ma man J.D. is on freebase

the boy J.D. was a friend of mine

'till i caught him in my car tryin to steal the Alpine

chased him down the street to call a truce

the silly muthafucka pulls out a deuce deuce

little did he know i had a loaded 12 guage

one sucker dead, L.A. Times front page

(CHORUS)

coz the boys in the hood are always hard

you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card

knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'

dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit

(SCRATCHES)

bored as hell and i wanna get ill

so i went to a spot where ma homeboys chill

the fellas out there makin dat dollar

i pulled up in ma 6 fo' impala

they greet me wit a 40 and i start drinkin

and from the 8 ball, my breath starts stinkin

left to get ma girl to rock that body

before i left, i hit the bac-ardi

went to her house to get her out of the pad

dumb hoe said somethin that made me mad

she said somethin that i couldnt believe

so i grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave

she started talkin shit, wouldnt you know

reached back like a pimp, slapped the hoe

her father jumped up and he started to shout

so i threw a right cross and knocked his old-ass out

(CHORUS)

coz the boys in the hood are always hard

you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card

knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'

dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit

(SCRATCHES) who do u think you are

(SCRATCHES) punk muthafucka like 3, the hard 3

rollin hard, now under control

then wrapped the 6 fo' round a telephone pole

i looked at ma car and i said "oh brother"

i'll throw it in the gutter and go buy another

walkin home and i seen the g ride

now cat is drivin, kilo on the side

as they busted a U, they got pulled over

a undercover cop in a dark green Nova

cat got beat for resistin arrest

he socked a pig in the head for rippin his Guess

now G is caught, for doin the crime

fourth offense on the boy, he'll do some time

(CHORUS)

coz the boys in the hood are always hard

you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card

ain't nutin in life but to be legit'

dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit

(SCRATCHES)

(SCRATCHES) beat your biatch

i went to get them out but there was no bail

the fellas caused a riot in the county jail

two days later in municipal court

kilo g on trial cold cut a fork

obstruction of the court said the judge

on a six year sentence, ma man didnt budge

Baliff came over to turn him in

kilo G looked up and gave a grin

he yelled out fire, then came suzie

the bitch came in with a sub-machine uzi

police shot the bitch but they didnt hurt her

both upstate for attempted murder

(CHORUS

coz the boys in the hood are always hard

you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card

ain't nutin in life but to be legit'

dont quote me boy coz i aint said shit

(SCRATCHES)

"yeah, i kicked a little ass

but that was a blast from the past muthafucka

(SCRATCHES

[The Infamous]

Don't shot but I do smoke

so I'll tell it from the customer's perspective

This didn't even happen too long ago...BUT

i was in some club round West sides, i think it was near Notting Hill. Proper nice bits. Anyway, i wanted some cigs so I went shop. On the way, I see some guy roaming around on a bike. Thought might as well ask him if he's got food. Much to my surprise he only had one eye, but did have food. But then he was like yea I only got scores and 40's. I was like 40's? So I confirmed with him i wanted weed and he was like yea yea I got that but only scores. I was like long, Give me a tens or it's a minor. He was like cool, I'll split a score for you. Waited for him to go round the corner, man comes back takes my p, gives me the ting and rides off into the night.

Just as I no longer can see this c*nt, I look down at what he's given me and it's the size of a fucking smartie or some shit wrapped up in plastic. I open it up and it's bare white powder and shit. I'm thinking wtf is this guy given me. FUCK. Not really being one for drugs, I gave it a taste just to see what it was. Dip into it, and it's fucking crushed up polo's.

Can you believe this c*nt. I was fucking fuming man. Anyway I dashed that, and became even more motivated to find some weed somewhere.

After like 15 minutes, I found a score of PENG on the floor.

Jumped and danced around for a lil bit. Strapped a zut. Happy days.

True stories.

LMAO,

U spent a tenner on crushed up polos, then found 20 of high grade on the floor

SMH

bare wastemans on this site sometimes

I crack joke about people like dis

[Mr. Martinez]

Don't hate on my karma bitches.

Just the other night I was walking shop to buy some cigs and found someone's box of b&h with 2 cigs in, literally outside my door.

Lasted me like 5 days those 2 cigs. got like 8 zuts out of them.

[The Infamous]

I would rather not bun then pick up from some unofficial street dealer #noshootting

[Mr. Martinez]

I've probably picked up from random guys all over London, and in maybe 7-8 cities across the UK, as well as in America, Tunisia and France.

and actually that was probably the only time I've been myth'd. But then again, I did find the peng shortly afterwards, so I'm not sure..

But yea live yourr lifeee