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Would I lie to you?

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Could be a funny topic as long as the perennial story tellers make an appearance.

Anyway the rules are, you tell a story or state a fact be it true or not and users decide whether you're telling the truth or not...

Lemme start...

A few years ago I met one chick at a friends birthday party, took her number etc. got talking and started linking, kool.

She knows a few of my friends but not the same with me

Eventually the linking dies down but we still friends, fast forward a few months she says she has a boyfriend, soon they're engaged, soon she's flying Barbados to start a new life with him, I'm like :unsure: but whatever.

I don't hear from her for a hot while.

Fast forward, x amount of years I bump into one of her friends I ask of her and she says she has her on bbm, I take the pin.

She looks mad different but kl, same light skin so I think yh whatever

I begin talking to her, she don't remember me <_<.

I remind her of some incidents etc, still don't remember,,,

She asks me if I have the right person, I'm like yeah your "so and so from here and you live here etc."

Shes like wow, and then says I must be talking about her imposter. ^_)

Soon a story unravels about how her friend and her used to swap names bit then she took it to far, became obsessive and began posing as her for a few years yadda yadda yadda, her real name wasnt whatever it was even though everyone I knew thought she was it simply wernt her.

This chicks still on my bbm, the imposter however may be in an asylum for all I know :lol:

Would I lie to you?

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you've told us this story already so obv true, but good thread concept if it goes to plan

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I got caught with an under-age girl and had to jump out her window naked no long ting.

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I got caught with an under-age girl and had to jump out her window naked no long ting.

:lol: i remember you or someone else telling this story

the dad came back and you had to boost

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I came home the other night from Fabric and pissed all up the bathroom walls in my drunken/ drugged up state, according to my Dad, who had to clean it up

Would I Lie To You Man?

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so i take it this guy is white then yh

he def aint lying

fucking cracka ass cracka

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Bunking school at home once with my girl at the time. I'm beating her in my room, music blasting, etc. Out of nowhere my dad walks in, drags me off the bed and starts giving me licks. She's laying there about to cum, fully naked, in complete an utter shock.

Would I lie to you?

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:lol: popsy cleaning up drunken piss you know

ahahahahahahahaha

them 'shut up dad, fuck off will ya' households there..

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:lol: popsy cleaning up drunken piss you know

ahahahahahahahaha

them 'shut up dad, fuck off will ya' households there..

Lolol

The fam is good to me what can I say

I pay my way, no belt scars, living it up

BOW

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are you white bro?

Lmfao.

What non-white father is going to see piss all over a room in his house and think I better clean this up and joke with my son about it in the morning.

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:rofl:

Martinez you must be lying!

Bert for some reason I beleive you, must have had a strong wind backing you though or something?

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lol @ you pissing all over your yard and your ian beale dad having to clean up your piss

I swear you have an Ian Beale dad also?

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lol @ you pissing all over your yard and your ian beale dad having to clean up your piss

I swear you have an Ian Beale dad also?

no

irish goon

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fucking cracka ass cracka

:lol:

but imagine my man has pissed on his bathroom walls and his dad cleaned it up

fuck sake

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esquifag wouldnt be posting here if his dad was black

he must be old or something

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They believe disciplining a child consists of no pocket money/grounding.

Guarantee Esq has squared up to his dad before...And his dad backed down.

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