on the toilet...

[djbmc]

whilst that's good advice medic, i appreciate a quiet 10 mins on the shitter, check the web for a bit, normally it's twitter or the IGN app, i also subscribe to a magazine so when it's a nice fresh issue i fill my time with that

edit: 2-3 minutes for a shit?

[Esquilax]

I'm usually in a great deal of discomfort/ pain when I'm on the toilet, so generally I'll shut my eyes/ shake my legs and try and concentrate on it not hurting

[Dubby]

Whip out the iPad and tweet pics

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TBH I put most concentration into getting it over as quick as possible and preventing the clench reflex. If I get an email or text I'll deal with that though.

[Benicio del Toney]

Nothing.

My uncle used to take tea and biscuits in the toilet with him lmao.

[Captain Planet]

Some of my uncles spesh those from the Carrib treat going toilet like some sort of excursion to mount everest, stocking supplies and allsorts.

When they come back 10-20 mins later you would think they had just completed some epic final fantasy quest.

[FAT TONY]

HAVE A GLORIOUS FAP

[Guest M12 Part 2]

vip2/dailymail app/whatsapp/general web surfing..#

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at work i always pad the seat with TPand the water so no splasbacks. Much better than hovering

[Jeremy]

listen to music

[Captain Planet]

Yh hovering in a more woman inclined thing to do given my experiences and studies of western culture...

[BLACK VICTIM]

games on phone/music, but only 5 min max on toilet

i have a reoccurring pile, i mentioned in the venting thread some months ago

[JOHN DOE]

used to bang reading in the toliet - i spend min 15-20 on the khazi have to make sure everything is cleared out

nowadays i take my lappy with me/go on iphone bb etc - i think munching in the toilet is nasty them paegohn antics there

[imhim]

fall asleep... wake up with a dead leg

[Lieutenant]

At yard I'm in and out asap

At work I pad the toilet seat and bowl with paper. Then pull out my iPhone/BB and chill for 10mins

[Mr. Martinez]

something about smoking in the toilet doesn't add up.

[LevelLouie]

fall asleep... wake up with a dead leg

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[Uncle Man]

read the racing post

[The Somalian]

Read paper

When I use to smoke would put ash in the sink next to me

[Mr. Martinez]

You quit Dr?

[The Somalian]

Yeah in July made me so lazy so just gave up

[Mr. Martinez]

Good on you mate.

Don't know how you did it though brah

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

On the bog I shake me ass

Pop a plop

Hear it drop

Everyfin u do me ima do u back

Gal a weh me do u make me do me dat

[Skola]

oh yeah at work its a different story

on the morning after a night out i might go to the toilet for a cheeky nap in a cubicle

imagine people come to use the urinals and hear a guy snoring tho

[O.Man]

Posting on vip2 of course

[iam_the_akay]

on the ipad 2, sickest thing eva...paly games surf the net, post on here loool