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Rihanna made me jizz myself

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http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23998311-the-night-rihanna-dragged-me-on-stage-for-lap-dance.do

It was a night I will never forget. Global superstar Rihanna dragged me on stage and gave me a lap dance in front of 20,000 screaming fans.

"Any boys in there want a lap dance... or any girls?" came the cry. I don't remember thrusting my arm up, but I must have done because the next thing I know Rihanna points at me and says: "You, with the short hair", and I'm hoisted on to the stage by two topless male dancers.

I was lucky enough to have seats in the VIP area on the edge of the stage for Rihanna's Loud tour at the O2 last night. I had no idea we'd be that close, so I was dizzy with excitement.

From the moment she burst onto the stage I was hooked: the outfits (or lack of them), the dancers, the pyrotechnics, the brash neon ballsiness of it all.

Some time shortly after Rihanna, wearing a suit and carrying a cane and having chained up and spanked her dancers in full-on dom mode for controversial hit S&M, walked over to where I was standing (alongside Ellie Goulding and what looked like Rihanna's entourage) and picked me for the lap dance.

"Oh god," I thought. "Ohgodohgodohgod." She took my hand, walked me to a large circular bed that had miraculously appeared on stage and flung me on to it.

I didn't have time to consider the people watching because in the blink of an eye Rihanna had pushed me down, mounted me and begun to perform what I imagine you have to pay A LOT extra for at Stringfellows.

I wanted to put on a bit of a show, this was my moment, God damn it. But I couldn't possibly take liberties with Ri Ri. So I pretended to run my hand up and down her sweat-dripping, semi naked body - by that point she'd ditched the suit for a black leather bikini. Rihanna, however, was up for it.

She grabbed my hand and slammed it on to her left breast. That gave me all the permission I needed to, as Rihanna would say, "Go hard." I grabbed her waist and tossed back my head as she knelt over me, two fantastic breasts in my face. We started slowly spinning, there was a loud kerthunk and I suddenly realised the bed had dropped down under the stage.

Rihanna smiled, winked and scarpered. I was picked up by two security men and escorted back to my place in the crowd. By the time I could re-engage with the show she was straddling an enormous pink tank.

Rihanna's set of 10 dates at the O2 Arena is the longest run at the venue of any female artist. On her opening night, the star told the audience they were "part of history".

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woah she managed to pick out the events editor of the evening standard for an impromptu lapdance from a crowd of tens of thousands, that is talented

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KMT FUCK THAT SATAN WHORE

innit

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woah she managed to pick out the events editor of the evening standard for an impromptu lapdance from a crowd of tens of thousands, that is talented

pmsl

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woah she managed to pick out the events editor of the evening standard for an impromptu lapdance from a crowd of tens of thousands, that is talented

LOL

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And folks let their kids go to this...

<_<

Can't stand her though

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Someone has to teach the whores of tomorrow

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demonic bitch just needs that armageddon beat fuck sake

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her loose lips are a gateway to hell

im convinced, but the meat and slop....the forces are so strong

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Hahah

Shes reppin u afro cAribeans

She is the modern female embodiment of the descedents of a slave culture..her light skin and greeen eyes a genetic quirk from a past slave master raping a slave lass out in the plantation

Her cavorting and wrything whilst moaning seductively over beats has nothing to do with music

She is what i would call a 'brand whore' in the same mould as kardashian or hilton..bt shes black.

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Hahah

Shes reppin u afro cAribeans

She is the modern female embodiment of the descedents of a slave culture..her light skin and greeen eyes a genetic quirk from a past slave master raping a slave lass out in the plantation

Her cavorting and wrything whilst moaning seductively over beats has nothing to do with music

She is what i would call a 'brand whore' in the same mould as kardashian or hilton..bt shes black.

or shes just i whore

i know im being tr0lled but whats slavery got to do with it

are kim k ,paris hilton also apprent descendants of slaves

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You know man had a wank about when he got yard

No homo

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Im just saying she has an ancestory of dark exploitation and carnal rape ..it merely adds to her brand whore identitu hence why shes so big...

She is the queen of daemonic modern culture a byproduct of a sexed up violent prostitute agenda

In essence she is merely a sexual piece of meat that as a man i want to punch and fuck but our childr worship her as a role model

Shes a cult leader in many ways

This is the wlrld we live in today

Scary

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There's something different about the girl, I wouldn't look her in the eye.

Definitely demonic, a succubus or whatever they're called.

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There's something different about the girl, I wouldn't look her in the eye.

Definitely demonic, a succubus or whatever they're called.

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I HAD TO GOOGLE

a succubus (plural succubi) is a female demon appearing in dreams who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.

IM SCARED MY BRODDAS

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Yes, that is her.

She's gone clear.

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Wats wiv all d hate for rhianna

Beyonce is the succubus

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would lick and suck everypart of her human anatomy

including every single strand of p*ssy hair

and armpit hair

and repeat

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