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Post football match shower

I am melting.

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not as much as your mum loves it you horse shagging c*nt

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not as much as your mum loves it you horse shagging c*nt

hahahaha

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shower after the game is a good feeling but not quite on the level with sex.

sometimes i eat some really nice food and get that better than sex feeling.

i also understand the whole scoring a goal is better than sex feeling, makes u feel like nothing else in the world matters and u go home feeling mad satisfied.

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"dispatched"

LMAAAAAAOOOO

ITS REAL

'this is an email to notify you your item has been dispatched'

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When I used to live in Swiss Cottage there was a bakery I used to get pastries from every Sat morning.

Apple Danish, which was like a croissant with apple in and some glaze outside

and a Sweet Cheese Danish, greek people on here will know it.

Especially the Sweet Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I have NEVER

NEVER

EVER

tasted anything that has put me in that state before.

Maybe it was because it was Sat morning and I was barely awake and the combination made me feel I was still dreaming but when the place stopped doing it I searched for about 3 years to find something similar, searched online, bare bakeries till finally I read someone's blog and they had a picture of something which looked similar.

Was in Harrods, went there immediately.

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Was a close substitute, looked the same but the taste was lacking by say 20% kmt.

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"dispatched"

LMAAAAAAOOOO

ITS REAL

'this is an email to notify you your item has been dispatched'

hands_in_air.jpg`

1415972_o.gif

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The first time I bit a yumyums dumplin, only to find it had chicken filling.

Who thought of that?

Genius!

It wasn't better than sex, it was sex, nuts were buss

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The first time I bit a yumyums dumplin, only to find it had chicken filling.

Who thought of that?

Genius!

It wasn't better than sex, it was sex, nuts were buss

where?

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Scoring the winner with a bullet header in the 89th minute in the London cup final when I was 18 is up there with the first time I barebacked. Unreal feeling.

And generally scoring goals in competitive games>>>>>

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The first time I bit a yumyums dumplin, only to find it had chicken filling.

Who thought of that?

Genius!

It wasn't better than sex, it was sex, nuts were buss

where?

Yumyum's Ladbroke Grove

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Hot chocolate and pain au chocolate crossaint on the effel tower in paris. Can never forget that moment.

Also counting 10 grand cash on my first AC @ 18. I felt like a boss

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when i finished my dissertation felt like i was bussing for 24hrs

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Is that splurge all over your pastry?

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"dispatched"

LMAAAAAAOOOO

ITS REAL

'this is an email to notify you your item has been dispatched'

hands_in_air.jpg`

1415972_o.gif

LOL i can relate

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i wouldnt say dispatched email is better than sex

i wouldnt say any of these things are really, but dispatched doesnt even come close

but when youve just played 2 hours football, scored a few goals, ur team has won, and youve given it your all, and you get HOME and you sit down in your shower with the water on your head for like half an hour

just come out the shower feelings like a walking blob, so relaxed

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lol

*eats crisps*

i shud stop typing realli

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