N Korean leader Kim Jong-il dies

[The New Diaby]

Bruv, 4 massive leaders dead...

Do you not think that's a victory for peace?

What sort of human are you, wanting conflict and these people alive?

You're sick in the head mate

[Zizouz]

[The New Diaby]

Having an opinion = being called a Tr.oll

Taking the forum seriously = accusing people of being a T.roll

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I SEE YOU

[Mr. Gayle]

[imhim]

[Zizouz]

greatest thread diversion ever

[The Somalian]

Your a don from when you are running your own Country and if people dont get down they lay down

where no one can tell you shit. Look at Kim swear its even more peak, people look at him as some sort

of God you wont get no sort of Arab spring out there

[The Somalian]

LOL POS

[The Flyest]

the internet is so weird

[JOHN DOE]

i feel the n korean army

them niggas march like robots

[Kurtis]

trust, its fuckin beautiful

magical

[JOHN DOE]

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iYm68CT92T3mktWqFEDWWQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTE5MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2011/12/19/PA-8271772_124602.jpg

droppers

[Supermalt]

don gaddafi >> kim j

[VicGrimes]

http://www.vice.com/...-film-madness-1

[Bruno Di Gradi]

http://www.worldstar...89UJdzgUXcymG52

when the older guy starts slapping the floor at the 55 second mark ish all i could think of was this

when my man eats the coffee one

[The Somalian]

Watching National Geographic now showing these old people get their sight back after operations first thing they do is praise the dear leader, GODS ON EARTH

[DJ Stashman]

The forums Mods remind me of kim-jong-il.

Delete threads they think doesn't suit the forum LOL

[Nidge Weasle]

mad how everyone loves other countries leaders, yet still cry about the leadership in England and US.

[DJ Stashman]

1. North Korean schools teach children that Jong-il's birth was "supernatural." He was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on the sacred Mt. Paekdu, the story goes, and his arrival was accompanied by the apparition of a new star. The seasons then spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and a double-rainbow appeared, followed by a talking iceberg. (Western accounts say he was born in a guerrilla camp in Russia.)

2. In 2006, Jong-il learned that a man in Germany breeds giant rabbits. He found them delightful and decided they were the key to solving North Korea's widespread hunger problem:

So Kim gets in touch with 68-year-old Karl Szmolinsky of Berlin, the world's foremost breeder of giant rabbits, and says he wants Szmolinsky to come to Pyongyang and set up a farm to breed these rabbits. For Kim believes that the meat yielded by these rabbits will end his people's starvation. [...]

Undeterred, Kim pays for 12 rabbits, at a cost of about $115 each. He tells Szmolinsky that the rabbits will be kept at a petting zoo in Pyongyang and, in a few months, Szmolinsky will be flown in to help really set up a farm for breeding.

In February of 2007, about five or six months later, Szmolinsky gets a call from a North Korean official canceling that trip. Why? Because, Szmolinsky believes, Kim couldn't resist... and ate the giant rabbits to celebrate his birthday.

3. State textbooks claim Jong-il does not produce urine or feces

4. Jong-il long claimed to be the world's greatest golfer. In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that he shot 38 under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course, including 5 holes in one.

5. As the World Festival of Youth and Students approached in 1989, Jong-il had disabled residents removed from Pyongyang. The government also distributed pamphlets that touted a wonder drug that cures shortness. He then sent the short people who responded to a series of uninhabited islands, in the hopes of ridding his nation of "imperfect" genes.

6. He imprisoned relatives of convicts because he is convinced "the stain of criminality" persists for three generations.

7. The leader had a fear of flying, so he had lobsters airlifted onto his armored train — presumably the same train he died on — when he traveled.

8. Jong-il was Hennessy's biggest single client in 1993 and 1994, spending $850,000 annually on the cognac.

9. In 1978, Jong-il had South Korean filmmaker Shin Sang-ok kidnapped and held captive with his wife for 8 years, forcing the couple to produce propaganda movies for him. He'd take an executive producer credit on all of them. One was a blatant ripoff of Godzilla called Pulgasari, about the evils of capitalism. The couple eventually escaped during a location shoot in Austria. Jong-il later instructed his Ministry of Culture to "make more cartoons."

10. Kijong-Dong is a city built in the 1950s by Kim's father, set on the border as an example to South Korea of their superiority. No one lives there, but every effort was made to make it function like an actual city. The buildings have no glass in the windows and no rooms: They are just concrete shells. It's also home to the world's largest flagpole.

[The Somalian]

lmfao

swear he sentanced the WC football team and coach to hard labour or is that western propaganda?

[Zizouz]

giant stupid fucking prick