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Earlier today i was on brixton water lane, see this peng lighty and i go to her

"Excuse me darling, do you like birds?"

she responds "why?"

i says "because you look like you could handle a cockatoo"

bitch starts howling, i draw the digits and then bounce

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Earlier today i was on brixton water lane, see this peng lighty and i go to her

"Excuse me darling, do you like birds?"

she responds "why?"

i says "because you look like you could handle a cockatoo"

bitch starts howling, i draw the digits and then bounce

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Earlier today i was on brixton water lane, see this peng lighty and i go to her

"Excuse me darling, do you like birds?"

she responds "why?"

i says "because you look like you could handle a cockatoo"

bitch starts howling, i draw the digits and then bounce

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**in a freshie voice**

no number, i'll hump her

gimme digits, lets kick it

no agreement, no treatment

no date, get rape

no fufu no fubu, but i'd screw you

Freshen ap 4 poonarnhey

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**in a freshie voice**

no number, i'll hump her

gimme digits, lets kick it

no agreement, no treatment

no date, get rape

no fufu no fubu, but i'd screw you

Freshen ap 4 poonarnhey

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**in a freshie voice**

no number, i'll hump her

gimme digits, lets kick it

no agreement, no treatment

no date, get rape

no fufu no fubu, but i'd screw you

Freshen ap 4 poonarnhey

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Earlier today i was on brixton water lane, see this peng lighty and i go to her

"Excuse me darling, do you like birds?"

she responds "why?"

i says "because you look like you could handle a cockatoo"

bitch starts howling, i draw the digits and then bounce

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Earlier today i was on brixton water lane, see this peng lighty and i go to her

"Excuse me darling, do you like birds?"

she responds "why?"

i says "because you look like you could handle a cockatoo"

bitch starts howling, i draw the digits and then bounce

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Earlier today i was on brixton water lane, see this peng lighty and i go to her

"Excuse me darling, do you like birds?"

she responds "why?"

i says "because you look like you could handle a cockatoo"

bitch starts howling, i draw the digits and then bounce

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