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Excuses . . .

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What excuses have you used in the past to take a day off of work?

or for an extension on coursework

who was the one with the doctors notes?

up dem plez

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Lil sis sick off school gotta baby sit

Boiler bruk gotta wait for british gas engineer

and the infamous:

"Family emergency"

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I have used some f*cked up excuses when I used to have a job, like saying a distant relative is dying and I need to go say goodbye.

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- had an asthma attack in the morning

- chest cold or flu affecting asthma

- food poisoning

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Say stomach bug not food poisoning unless u wanna draw for di note

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never taken a day off work (when i was working)

school, if i missed a deadline i just didnt turn up, then spend that day doing it if im not sleeping

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school, if i missed a deadline i just didnt turn up, then spend that day doing it if im not sleeping

lol init

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dentist appointments and stuff backed up with an authentic looking note

would never lie about family dying smh

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dentist appointments and stuff backed up with an authentic looking note

would never lie about family dying smh

trus

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I once said my grandpa had a heart attack in the night and I had been in yhe hospital with him and only just got home (9am)

When u drop them bars u don't get any question of doubt just sympathy and no rush back to work talk lol

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Carbon monoxide scare at home works a treat in my experience, personally never had to take a day off in this way,

unless said family member is already deceased i doubt i could ever claim they were ill, dead or dying.

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My manager was bussin up at my excuses for being late wen I was employed

Some of them were

- I had to get of the train on the way to work to releave myself as I had a sudden sharp pain in my belly finding a toilet was difficult

Public transport got rinsed out by me blame signal failures trains being held to ease congestion

Not being able to get on d train due to overcrowding

My famous excuse was mbers of the public stopped me to inquire about how to use the scheme as I had my uniform on and they cud c I was an employee. Sp it Wud b rude not to help

Also rinse out the stomach bug/diorea

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Cousin's gone missing.

I find the more bizarre the lie the more believable it is.

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one of my cousins works in a day care, if she says she has a stomach bug she cant come to work for 3 days

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i dont call in sick much

upset stomach / vomiting or asthma

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I find the more bizarre the lie the more believable it is.

That is definitely true, gotta come with stuff they don't hear all the time.

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