Mock the week style: Scenes we like to see VIP2 special

[The Somalian]

If you have seen the show you know how it goes Every new page someone else starts a new subject or if the topic dies down for example ''things venom is unlikely to do/say in a strip bar'' this is jokes take it in a light hearted way no cussing mums nothing over the top etc

Lets start this:

''Things Eskay is unlikely to say on a ship''

[Lieutenant]

Wanna see pics of my sons d*ck?

[Flat Eric]

Wanna see pics of my sons d*ck?

LEWIS'D the ting first post

unlikely bro

[The Somalian]

Take me to your captain