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What has been your best and worst sexual performance?

made di yat bast in 3 times in half an hour?

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couldnt get it up for the whole session?

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Fam when the chick in the zorn says she's about to basst...

That's not u doing it.

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the first time i buss through vaginal intercourse

i was about 15 i think

she even grappled man with her legs and locked me in when she knew i was about to buss

couldnt move for about half an hour

worst....

prob last month when i couldnt buss and went home with friction burn and blue balls

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Member when I was 18 and first started driving one tong come down from NW to see me. Met her and took her some where got in the back, had a fumble and I literally buss upon entry. Then drove her back to the station, was with her about 20mins after she made an hour journey

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even though its pain for your rep, the 3 pump buss >>>>>> _______

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when I was 18 and first started one tong come down from NW to see me. her and took her some where got in the back, had a fumble and I literally buss upon entry. Then drove her back to the station, was with her about 20mins after she made an hour journey

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Best performance I don't even know what caused it, but I pretty much locked down her house for a day & night and was knocking her all over it on and off a few hours at a time. Those ones where the sweat was literally steaming off me. Stopped because she got sore.

Worst was as a young buck I fingered this link in a park and her poomps was cheesy. I fetched my boy away from his girl and held my arm at a right-angle for about half a mile to a KFC toilets, I still didn't want to use my hand for the next few days, couldn't even sleep well.

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Remember i was linking a chick after my footie game. During my game i broke out of my tradition of challenging for a header without any intention of winning it. Anyway went up against this brute of a defender and he basically caved my cranium in, was definitely concussed. Anyway i linked the chick after my game and told her i can't sleep tonight in this condition. basically we f*cked for like 5 hours straight, couple 10 minute breaks but it was pretty much 5 hours non stop, couldn't /didn't even buss on

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While i was in my zorn hay day i was doing those 3 pump buss's on a regular.

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Best was in miami 2 years ago with this Brazilian girl from Alabama, was amazing, anal, feet licking, bare positions, face fucking, spanking, spitting, heels.. she licked my arse, icame in her a**hole, tits and face.. fucked on the bed, in the shower and on the floor, totally fucked up the hotel room. Amazing experience we went back at around 4am and she left at 11am

worst..

I banged on the monday, went home to a fresh porn n zanked...then tossed my salad for the next 3 days to various illustrious caucasian adult performers and chunky bbw afro american women

had sum unexpected link on the sat and it kept on going soft, was highly embarrassing, i was sweating n shit, didnt know what to do, didnt know what was happening, my c*ck faled me..we did anal n everything but i kept gettin soft, at 1 point she even said "i cant feel u babe" when iwas inside her

Was a horrible experience, i lost all my composure, i felt like Theo Walcott trying to play football..absolutely helpless

Ended up sucking her toes and got her to bash me off with her feet.. but my confidence was dented, so i punished myself and abstained from porn n girls only lasted 8 days but hey..

I can now chuckle about this but at the time I was a broken man, but I will always remember her sexy toes and the foot wank

I relieved that experience for a bit, thinking what could I have done better etc kinda like Ashley Young may have done after he missed that penalty but now I'm over it

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Best was in miami 2 years ago with this Brazilian girl from Alabama, was amazing, anal, feet licking, bare positions, face fucking, spanking, spitting, heels.. she licked my arse, icame in her a**hole, tits and face.. fucked on the bed, in the shower and on the floor, totally fucked up the hotel room. Amazing experience we went back at around 4am and she left at 11am

worst..

I banged on the monday, went home to a fresh porn n zanked...then tossed my salad for the next 3 days to various illustrious caucasian adult performers and chunky bbw afro american women

had sum unexpected link on the sat and it kept on going soft, was highly embarrassing, i was sweating n shit, didnt know what to do, didnt know what was happening, my c*ck faled me..we did anal n everything but i kept gettin soft, at 1 point she even said "i cant feel u babe" when iwas inside her

Was a horrible experience, i lost all my composure, i felt like Theo Walcott trying to play football..absolutely helpless

Ended up sucking her toes and got her to bash me off with her feet.. but my confidence was dented, so i punished myself and abstained from porn n girls only lasted 8 days but hey..

I can now chuckle about this but at the time I was a broken man, but I will always remember her sexy toes and the foot wank

I relieved that experience for a bit, thinking what could I have done better etc kinda like Ashley Young may have done after he missed that penalty but now I'm over it

STILL CRACKS ME UP TO THIS DAY

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the supermalt fueled performances

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I banged on the monday, went home to a fresh porn n zanked...then tossed my salad for the next 3 days to various illustrious caucasian adult performers and chunky bbw afro american women

had sum unexpected link on the sat and it kept on going soft, was highly embarrassing, i was sweating n shit, didnt know what to do, didnt know what was happening, my c*ck faled me..we did anal n everything but i kept gettin soft, at 1 point she even said "i cant feel u babe" when iwas inside her

Was a horrible experience, i lost all my composure, i felt like Theo Walcott trying to play football..absolutely helpless

Ended up sucking her toes and got her to bash me off with her feet.. but my confidence was dented, so i punished myself and abstained from porn n girls only lasted 8 days but hey..

Muttley.gif

lol I'm giggling like Muttley right now.

Remind me to give you the plastic cups if I ever invite you to a BBQ though, you're disgusting lmao.

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I banged on the monday, went home to a fresh porn n zanked...then tossed my salad for the next 3 days to various illustrious caucasian adult performers and chunky bbw afro american women

had sum unexpected link on the sat and it kept on going soft, was highly embarrassing, i was sweating n sh*t, didnt know what to do, didnt know what was happening, my c*ck faled me..we did anal n everything but i kept gettin soft, at 1 point she even said "i cant feel u babe" when iwas inside her

Was a horrible experience, i lost all my composure, i felt like Theo Walcott trying to play football..absolutely helpless

Ended up sucking her toes and got her to bash me off with her feet.. but my confidence was dented, so i punished myself and abstained from porn n girls only lasted 8 days but hey..

Muttley.gif

lol I'm giggling like Muttley right now.

Remind me to give you the plastic cups if I ever invite you to a BBQ though, you're disgusting lmao.

:lmao: :lmao:

posd both

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Best was in miami 2 years ago with this Brazilian girl from Alabama, was amazing, anal, feet licking, bare positions, face fucking, spanking, spitting, heels.. she licked my arse, icame in her a**hole, tits and face.. fucked on the bed, in the shower and on the floor, totally fucked up the hotel room. Amazing experience we went back at around 4am and she left at 11am

worst..

I banged on the monday, went home to a fresh porn n zanked...then tossed my salad for the next 3 days to various illustrious caucasian adult performers and chunky bbw afro american women

had sum unexpected link on the sat and it kept on going soft, was highly embarrassing, i was sweating n shit, didnt know what to do, didnt know what was happening, my c*ck faled me..we did anal n everything but i kept gettin soft, at 1 point she even said "i cant feel u babe" when iwas inside her

Was a horrible experience, i lost all my composure, i felt like Theo Walcott trying to play football..absolutely helpless

Ended up sucking her toes and got her to bash me off with her feet.. but my confidence was dented, so i punished myself and abstained from porn n girls only lasted 8 days but hey..

I can now chuckle about this but at the time I was a broken man, but I will always remember her sexy toes and the foot wank

I relieved that experience for a bit, thinking what could I have done better etc kinda like Ashley Young may have done after he missed that penalty but now I'm over it

you still aint explained this bruh ...

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Some people call wanking, tossing salad, others class tossing salad as licking ass

Age thing I think/hope

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And as always in these typa threads, Anelka delivers.

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even though its pain for your rep, the 3 pump buss >>>>>> _______

I hate this more than anything

For the rep and general enjoyment

Just have to pretend like nothing happened

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If Anelka ever changed his name it should be Ralph Cifaretto

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even though its pain for your rep, the 3 pump buss >>>>>> _______

truss straight the one night OT in the hotel tings

mans just there for the quick beat and the sleep so im fresh for night 2

cant be to drunk though otherwise takes ages to buss

lol @ anelka fully deeved out

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I banged on the monday, went home to a fresh porn n zanked...then tossed my salad for the next 3 days to various illustrious caucasian adult performers and chunky bbw afro american women

had sum unexpected link on the sat and it kept on going soft, was highly embarrassing, i was sweating n sh*t, didnt know what to do, didnt know what was happening, my c*ck faled me..we did anal n everything but i kept gettin soft, at 1 point she even said "i cant feel u babe" when iwas inside her

Was a horrible experience, i lost all my composure, i felt like Theo Walcott trying to play football..absolutely helpless

Ended up sucking her toes and got her to bash me off with her feet.. but my confidence was dented, so i punished myself and abstained from porn n girls only lasted 8 days but hey..

Muttley.gif

lol I'm giggling like Muttley right now.

Remind me to give you the plastic cups if I ever invite you to a BBQ though, you're disgusting lmao.

:lmao: :lmao:

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lol chap u made a bird cum 3 times in 1 sesh n u ran on vip2 to compare with the lads?

u can tell when some guys on here manage to swing their leg over, their whole personality switches for a week

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Best performance in a long time last night, buss 3 times and gave 2 orgasms, good length on all 3 fucks, lots of positions, penis didnt ache after, was quite proud of myself.

The most ive done is 4 in 1 nite but my d*ck was aching for a day or so after, was quite uncomfortable.

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