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The 8T2 Lifestory

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Basically 8T2 is a wannabe UK Rapper, he basically came out with a song with Mr Wong which flopped and as a result he has constantly tried to make a come back to much ridicule

However whilst this journey he has got a story to tell, from having sex with Lady Shivz to getting hotted up by MC Napper and KIG at the Sunday Show 8T2 spills the beans in his tell all biography (@8T2012)

Here is an extract .......

THE FIRST GIRL THAT EVER HUGGED ME WAS DANUSIA BRIGHTWILL, HUGE BOOBS AND BLONDE HAIR WHO WOULD CAUSE A STIR WHEREVER SHE WENT. BUBBLY PERSONALITY, I WAS OBSESSED. I WOULD LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS GIRL ALL DAY. WE SPENT MANY HOURS TOGETHER ONLY AT COLLEGE OR AROUND COLLEGE SOMETIMES TRAVELLING HOME. THERE’S NO WAY I’D HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER I KNEW BUT HER CONSTANT FLIRTING, WHICH SHE DONE WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERY MALE WITH A PULSE, WOULD DRIVE ME WILD. LONG STORY SHORT I LEFT COLLEGE AND DIDN’T SEE HER AGAIN. FAST FORWARD 10 YEARS OR SO AND I’VE ADDED THIS GIRL ON FACEBOOK. SHE DOESN’T LOOK HALF AS ATTRATIVE AS SHE USED TO HER BLONDE HAIR IS NOW BROWN, BUT WHO CARES SHE USED TO BE MY OBSESSION. SHE MESSAGES ME SAYING SHE IS COMING TO SEE ME. IT IS 4am I HAVE A FLIGHT TO AMERICA THE NEXT DAY. SHE TURNS UP IN A TAXI WHICH I PAY FOR. WE DRINK A LIQUOR IN MY ROOM HAVE A BRIEF CHAT THEN TO MY BED TO SLEEP, I START FEELING HER UP AND TAKE MY d*ck OUT AT WHICH POINT SHE FEELS DOWN TO FEEL THE CONDOM IVE SLIPPED ON MY HELMET. MY d*ck IS FLOPPY. I TRY GET IT HARD BUT IT IS LIKE IT IS SHRUNK. THIS GIRL ISN’T NOWHERE NEAR ATTRACTIVE AS SHE USED TO BE. IF I WAS 16 I WOULD HAVE CUM ALREADY IN MY PANTS. WE SPOON IN BED WHICH SHE SAYS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD, WHAT A SLAG WITH A BLACK DJ BOYFRIEND SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT. IN THE MORNING I KICK HER OUT. NEVER SEEN HER SINCE.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gay though still.

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I STOOD IN POSITION AT WEMBLEY ARENA IN MY GREEN POLO TOP WATCHING WWF WRESTLER KANE PRACTICING IN THE RING WITH HIS OPPONENT. HE LOOKED AT ME WHEN I CAME IN. WE LOOKED ALIKE. MAYBE THAT IS WHY HE WAS STARING. SHELTON BENJAMIN HAD A BABY WITH HIM. TRIPLE H WAS SENDING SOME TEXTS, WHEN SOME SEXY DIVAS RAN PAST HIM ONE BEING TRISH STARTUS HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK UP.I STOOD OPPOSITE CHRIS BENOIT AND EDGE BOTH CANADIANS WHO SEEMED TO BE SHARING SOME INTIMATE CONVERSATION WHILE SIPPING ON SOME COFFEE. THEY LOOK AND ACTED LIKE TWO NORMAL GENUINE PEOPLE.THEY BOTH LOOKED OVER AT ME STARING AT THEM. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES THEY SAID THEIR GOODBYES AND WENT ON THEIR WAY.IT WAS A STRANGE MOMENT. THEY BOTH SEEMED SAD AS THEY LOOKED OVER AT ME. IT WAS AS IF THEIR EYES WERE ASKING FOR HELP. LIFE AS A WRESTLER MUST BE PRETTY LONELY AT TIMES BEING AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY.A FEW YEARS LATER I READ CHRIS BENOIT HAD KILLED HIS WIFE AND DISABLED SON AND THEN HUNG HIMSELF AT HIS HOME. I WAS SHOCKED. I CRIED. IF WE HADN'T SHARED A MOMENT TOGETHER I THINK I WOULD HAVE FOUND THE NEWS ENTERTAINING. BUT I CRIED.

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wtf :lol:

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Guy's gone bonkers pmsl!

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FOLLOW 8T2 AT http://www.twitter.com/@8T2012 for more info on the up coming biography or subscribe to this thread for exclusive exerts

I WAS SITTING ON MSN ON MY PC. MSN WAS PRETTY MUCH MY LIFE. I WAS TALKING TO A GIRL CALLED ANNETTE, A BLACK GIRL WELL BUILT BUT STILL ATTRACTIVE. AFTER I QUESTIONED HER AS WAS USUAL FOR ME I PICKED UP HINTS THAT SHE DIDN’T MIND GIVING ORAL SEX. I ASKED FOR IT. SHE SAID NO. APPARENTLY SHE ONLY WAS ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS. I GOOGLED PICS OF BLACK COCKS AND SENT IT TO HER. SAID IT WAS MY FRIEND BENS c*ck. I CALLED HER UP AND SAID I WAS BEN. I SAID IF YOU WANT TO SUCK MY d*ck YOU GOING TO HAVE TO SUCK MY FRIENDS d*ck FIRST. SHE AGREED. SHE WAS GIVEN SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO. I GOT THE TRAIN TO HER HOUSE. SHE GREETED ME WITH THE DOOR OPEN. LED ME BY THE HAND AND GAVE ME THE BEST BLOW JOB OF MY LIFE ALL OVER THE HOUSE. AFTER I CUM IN HER MOUTH I LEFT WITH A DEPRESSED FEELING. I CALLED HER UP AFTER AND ASKED HER WHAT SHE THOUGHT OF ME PRETENDING TO BE BEN. SHE HADN’T PARTICULARLY ENJOYED THE EXPERIENCE. I DIDN’T ENJOY THE JOURNEY HOME. IT WAS STILL THE BEST BLOW JOB OF MY LIFE.

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searching for pics of penises?

ban for gross homosexual misconduct?

"blow job all over the house"? explain prior to said ban?

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Sucking d*ck is gay sending a chick of a pic of one to get your d*ck sucked literally the second you meet her was a sacrifice that had to be made. This being said I was listening to Ready to Die and that faggot Biggy on me and my bitch says you look so good id suck on your daddys d*ck wtf!!

Lens man will end your career be careful what you say Sony dropped Chipmunk after I dissed him snm

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you two should just swing it out

swear i would pay to see that one :Y:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: f*ckin hilarious, this guy is on another planet
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I WILL BANG LENS UP f*ck IT LET ME WRITE A 16 FOR HIM AND DISS HIM END HIS CAREER LIKE I ENDED CHIPPY WHO NOW HAS TO PAY T.I 10,000 TO COME STUDIO

WHILE IM ON THE SUBJECT A RECORD EXECUTIVE APPROACHED ME ONCE AND OFFERED ME AN EXCLUSIVE VERSE FROM THE GAME FOR 3,000 OR 10,000 FOR HIM TO COME AND RECORD IT IN THE STUDIO WITH ME

I PLAYED IT COOL BUT IN MY HEAD I WAS THINKING PISS OFF FAM I WOULD'T EVEN SPEND 10,000 FOR A NIGHT WITH BEYONCE LICKING MY BALL SACK

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yo lens better be careful you don't end up on news at ten better not confuse this for a send because 8t2 can never be your friend you look dyslexic you got no swagger your chick from your video dances on my ball sack like mick jacker what the f*ck are you are you black or are you white if you were a chick no guy would f*ck with you you would be a dyke wait a sec this dudes that rap version of ant and dec f*ck this bre he don't have a clue i've f*cked more white girls than he's got youtube views

i was about to spit this on wax then i looked around and said f*ck it

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SOME RANDOM GUY GAVE ME A WHITE GIRLS BB PIN. AFTER GETTING TO KNOW HER A BIT I GOT A TEXT FROM HER SAYING SHE WAS IN VICTORIA. I TOLD HER TO COME MEET ME. SHE SAID SHE DIDN’T HAVE ANY MONEY AND WAS STRANDED. I SAID TELL YOU WHAT JUMP IN A TAXI AND WHEN YOU GET TO MY HOUSE YOU CAN DO A RUNNER. I MEANT A MINI CAB, HAVING WORKED AS A TAXI CONTROLLER I KNEW THERE WAS LITTLE YOU COULD DO TO SOMEONE WHO OUT RUN A DRIVER WITHOUT PAYING. WHAT DO THESE GIRLS DO? THEY JUMP IN A BLACK CAB WHICH OBVIOUSLY LOCKS AT THE BACK, SILLY GIRLS THESE TWO WHITE GIRLS YOUNG ABOUT 16 FROM OUT OF LONDON. SO THEN I START GETTING CALLS FROM THE GIRLS FROM THE DRIVERS PHONE ASKING ME WHERE DO I WANT TO MEET ETC. LITTLE DID I KNOW THESE GIRLS WENT IN THE DIRECTION OF THEIR HOME BEFORE HAVING AN ARGUMENT AND TELLING THE DRIVER TO DIVERT TO MINE. LONG STORY SHORT THEY GET TO MINE AND THE TAXI FARE IS ABOUT £120 NO WAY AM I PAYING THAT AND THEY ARE STUCK IN THE BACK. I GET ABOUT 10 PHONE CALLS BEGGING ME TO COME AND UNLOCK THE DOOR. AS I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE GIRLS IM STAYING WELL AWAY. WE GO THROUGH ALL THE OPTIONS AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR I HEAR THE DRIVER GO MAD AND GRAB THE PHONE FROM HER HAND. BY NOW ONE OF THEM IS CRYING TRAPPED IN THE CAR. I GO OUT TO SEE WHATS HAPPENING AND SEE POLICE SURROUNDING THE CAR. I DO A RUNNER. ON THE WAY HOME I GET A CALL FROM POLICE ASKING ME AM I THE GIRLS BROTHER? I SAID I DON’T KNOW THEM SORRY AND WENT ABOUT MY BUSINESS. DIDN’T HEAR FROM THE DOPEY COWS AGAIN REALLY.

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lol

8T2 do You remember the last time You was chattin this kind of sh*t (I spoke out about Your paedophile photography video where You followed a 15 year old or younger girl with Your camera who clearly didn't want to be filmed).

we bucked up at Sunday Show when it was still at Strawberry Moons. I asked You what it was, and You was grinning teeth with Your fist out for a spud, like "You're that Lens guy aren't You?". I'm there baffed, thinkin this guy was on some hype behind his screen. s'why I knew mad vybz was wastin his time callin Your out before (another example of You backin down)

this was the same night You dropped a girl there, then didn't get in, so You waited outside for the whole night so You could drop the girl back home while she was inside raving.

man's shook of his own camera man at his own video shoots but thinks he wants it. seen.

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HHDJMSLSLMSSXNDX+'

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PMSLLLLLLLLLLL

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oh, and regarding Your KIG "beef"

8t2l.jpg

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the crap You're writin in this thread is better than all Your lyrics, still

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