The 8T2 Lifestory

[Lens]

lol see ALI this is exactly what I'm talkin about

I'm talkin about us buckin up in real life, You backin down, trying to turn it into a joke, then waitin outside the club all night for Your link to finish ravin ( by the way nothing is funnier than going to the smokin area to check out smokin chicks and seein this guy still outside the club )

and You say it didn't rhyme

seen.

[mitcham maffia]

Blud I got more digits from outside the club then you did the whole night and you were trying harddddd and your the one who tried spud me just cause man was chirpsing a model and waiting for a model who then got f*cked.

I will wait couple hours for some model p*ssy it's nothing

[mitcham maffia]

For more on my life story be sure to buy my biography coming 2012

I WAS WORKING AS A STEWARD AT TOTTENHAM FOOTBALL GROUND WHEN I GOT TALKING TO TWO BLACK GIRLS ONE OF WHICH HAD HUGE d*ck SUCKING LIPS AND THE OTHER OF WHICH WAS A FRIENDLY PERSON. WE GOT TALKING FOR A WHILE AT WHICH POINT I TOLD HER SHE HAD NICE LIPS AND SHE LAUGHED. SHE ASKED ME TO TAKE HER NUMBER. I IGNORED HER. BY THE END OF THE DAY SHE BEGGED ME TO TAKE HER NUMBER I TOOK IT. END OF THE DAY IT WAS TIME TO GO TO THE STATION WHERE SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO WAIT FOR A FRIEND. SO I WENT WITH THE OTHER GIRL WHEN WE GOT TO THE STATION THE GIRL WITH BIG LIPS TURNS UP WITH A GUY WHO IS ALSO IN A WORK UNIFORM RELUCTANTLY THE GIRL APPROACHES US AND THE FOUR OF US GET ON THE TRAIN TOGETHER. THE GUY LOOKS ANNOYED AS I CARRY ON TRYING TO FLIRT WITH THE GIRL WHO IS NOW JUST SITTING LOOKING EMBARASSED AT MY ADVANCES. I CALL HER FEW DAYS LATER AND SHE TELLS ME THAT THE BOY WAS CUSSING YOU. FEW CONVERSATIONS LATER SHE TELLS ME IT IS HER BOYFRIEND AND SHE IS PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY. BECAUSE HE HAD CUSSED ME AND I WAS INSECURE I ASKED HER OUT AND SAID DO YOU WANT TO GET A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER. WHEN WE MEET SHE DOESN’T LOOK AS NICE AS I THOUGHT SHE WOULD. WE GO TO THE HOTEL ANYWAY WHERE I START SUCKING HER TITS AT WHICH POINT SHE SAYS GET OFF WHEN MY BABY SUCKS THESE I DON’T WANT IT TO BE SEXUAL REFFERING TO HER UNBORN CHILD. I ASK HER IF WERE GOING TO f*ck. SHE ACTS WEIRD AND WE START ARGUING. LATER ON THE PHONE SHE BASICALLY TELLS ME WHAT SHE THINKS OF ME AND WE DON’T REALLY TALK EVER AGAIN. SHE LATER DUMPED HER MAN WHO THEN SMASHED HER WINDOWS. NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

[Woodpecker]

ur a propper fail bruv, imagine taking a chick who u admit wernt no good, pregnant, not a freak to a hotel

and not beating

and all jokes aside bruv, i might be able to afford hotels willy nilly, but you dont look like you can

also why was you jammin outside a club waiting for a chick, cant u afford entry? super moist maneuvers if i see you im gonna slap you just for thinkin your a galis

your confused

[Lens]

Blud I got more digits from outside the club then you did the whole night and you were trying harddddd

You could see this through the window yeah? seen, Ali manages to draw girls while looking into a club at next man's advances. snm

[Beavis]

Lens, get this c*nt met at footlocker mate.

[Hank Moody]

nah f*ck footlocker it bait now after boxing day ting, i got somewhere better and its in mitcham so 8t2 has to go

[mitcham maffia]

don't hate the playa hate the game

and if me and Lens will ever do this it has to be MMA rules with £1,000 of his money up against £1,000 of mine

[Hank Moody]

[Guest Portuguese]

[Guest Portuguese]

*suscribes to thread*

[Woodpecker]

whats mma rules im down for it bruv pm me your number we can go il pull a grand from the bank 2moro mornin an we can go?

[Vertigo]

don't hate the playa hate the game

and if me and Lens will ever do this it has to be MMA rules with £1,000 of his money up against £1,000 of mine

I'm surprised on a real one why guys who want to get into like that don't just do that . Rest of us can lay bets down on a winner, someone can film it.

And it would be a clean way to settle differences. The street fight means that guys are just waiting to get pulled away.

EDIT: Rah Woodpecker ODT. lets see if 8T2 is.

[Woodpecker]

1. Trust me I can really learn man
   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvUhNoi77VI&context=C348bb80ADOEgsToPDskKP7OxjLD8hj48D4vqwwTaH

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[Woodpecker]

trust me cum like he did a parody of what a jokes bummy nigga rap video would look like

[Eskay Jones]

[Bruno Di Gradi]

ARE U DUMB LMAO THIS IS GETTING SAMPLED...THIS IS HARD

[Badman]

Can someone certified please lay down the odds

I am mildly interested in placing a bet should set fight occur

[Badman]

Ton on lens plz

[Natty]

Whos dropping the first diss tune?

8T2 already has bars for you len bruh

get writing

[Lens]

Trust me I can really learn man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvUhNoi77VI&context=C348bb80ADOEgsToPDskKP7OxjLD8hj48D4vqwwTaH

lol is that what You call spittin on beat?

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1:32, man says "f*ck wearing shades" with sunglasses on which he wears throughout vid

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for a small price I could put Your vocals in time with the video. how in 2011 man can have music videos with out of sync vocals in beyond me

[Lens]

but yeah

MMA rules means no headbuttin or elbowin. now if i get DQ'd for headbuttin or elbowin You and it knocks You out, under VIP2 rules we're considerin that a Lens win, right?

and are man saying there are venues where I can select my opponent and fight them?

f*ck the money. You either agree to turn up or it's on when I catch You. which I will. and have. as demonstrated in thread..

we don't listen to Your demands