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Sick Excuses

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Im in need of a good one

and after 1 month and two weeks isit ok to take a sick day

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Just blame your whole life on Adam.

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if your part time, dont turn up and just turn up the next day act like its a big mistake.

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car broke down?

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say u've got a migraine and been sick all night or food poisoning.

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Stomach bug, no one wants to catch the runs

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Stomach bug, no one wants to catch the runs

This. The runs>>>>>>>>>>>

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just say you had problems at home

they cant ask details

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You trying to get out of work?

Don't be a f*ck bwai

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Bank holiday weekend is only couple days away. And you don't even have a permananet job. Just go in man. If its something very important or personal you're trying to skip it for. Just tell them. They'll be cool with it.

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Tell them your anus exploded all over your bedroom wall and you're waiting for Hazmat suits so you can clean it up.

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Diarrheoa

Tell them you've got the runs. No questions asked then.

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days off work are sh*t unless you already have something planned... end up f*ck*ng up my routine (not going gym etc just being lazy)

not healthy

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lol innit

i just sit around scratching my balls

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say you got the shits, always works

you need even need to fake a voice.

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family problems or asthma attack excuses usually work for me

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