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Police get out of the way

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So I was f*cked the other night and I started thinking weird sh*t.

If you started randomly running in a busy/ crowded place, while shouting "METROPOLITAN POLICE, GET OUT THE WAY" do you reckon people would just started jumping out the way?

Has anyone ever done such weird irl tr.0llery before? Do you think you could use this to like skip the queue at a festival or something? Would you get locked for impersonating an officer?

I think this would make a good sketch for something like a 'Trigger Happy TV' / 'phonejacker' type series

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people are sheep

if you had the requisite balls and a walky talky with some chhump talking some sierra 887 alpha charlie indigo bollocks down the other end and you look the part..

im pretty sure you could get away with anything

its all about prepartion and how you carry sh*t off

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i'm moving out the way of any guy running down the street screaming

just sayin

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I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART?

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A couple of guys do this on motorbikes on the motorway pulling cars n dat

but these guys don't even do it for lulz, they actually think their the police.

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Ask DMX.

This

:rofl:

Bursting out of an aiport cracked out of his mind claiming to be a federal agent, then commandering some guys car saying he was a federal agent, then when he was arrested, crack rocks were found in the car, to which he replied, those rocks were in the car when I got it

skdj sds

:rofl:

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depends how u look i guess, if u were dressed in suitable CID attire and ur face looks mature then yea it would work

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Would you get locked for impersonating an officer?

Yep. Would be jokes though.

I know one guy who got police sirens and fitted it to his car and started stopping vehicles :rofl:

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Mitt Romney used to impersonate a police officer, pull people over for fun, and even issue fake tickets.

Would be kinda scary if he won.

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I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART?

:lmao:

beg someone try this

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I was on the London overground going Stratford years ago when they was still making the Olympic stadium train was moving now through the site all this dust came in from the site. Some black women screamed fire and everyone started to panic trying to jump of the train go into a next carriage. People started to panic and cry. Was jokes. Ended up stuck on the train for 45 minutes. I missed iron man which I was meant to go see with my boys because of this hyped girl. The chain reaction though>>>

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I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART?

:lmao:

beg someone try this

na dont ever f*ck about with an bomb/terror related stuff, they will come down on u like a ton of bricks.

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I was thinking something similar this morning if I was to leave a cardboard box in a plastic bag on a bus labeled bomb with a red flashing led light and film it for a youtube channel as all the drama unfolds is this a criminal offence or can I claim it as ART?

this is not a good idea

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trust me, look what happened to that guy who tweeted in jest about blowing up nottingham airport. Ruined his life for 2 years.

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i had thoughts about going down to London during the olympics, calmly waiting for a bus, taking one or 2 steps in then throwing a back in and shouting "ALLAH AKBAR" then running away

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i had thoughts about going down to London during the olympics, calmly waiting for a bus, taking one or 2 steps in then throwing a back in and shouting "ALLAH AKBAR" then running away

i think i joked about standing up on the train, taking off my backpack and shouting "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!!"

I wonder what sort of punishment this sort of thing hold. Surely more than an ASBO.

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Seen a video of one guy in NYC, he was a nobody. Hired photographers / bodyguards etc, people made a fuss.

Had a huge crowd round him, people saying how amazing he was in some film / how they love his music etc.

___> Sheeple

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:rofl:

lol at the whores 'I LOVE HIM!'

if my man didnt take advantage and f*ck a champion bitch that night then he failed

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:rofl:

lol at the whores 'I LOVE HIM!'

if my man didnt take advantage and f*ck a champion bitch that night then he failed

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