Them African Guys In The Toilets

[Guest chap44uns]

di wog indi bog

[Captain Planet]

What word does it filter to Snake Hunter HD?

Snake Hunter HD

[Pro]

i only though it was a uk thing but once i moved to germany i realised these guys are international.

[dub]

lol, anyone been to Club 108 in Enfield? I remember going there once like 2 maybe 3 years ago and this place has the smallest bathroom i've been in and they thought it was a good idea to install one of these guys. Couldn't walk through without this guy having to reposition himself. I'm there sidestepping past this guy as he screwfaces me and I'm wondering why on earth is he there?

[Lacoste]

i giv di dan a tip if i feel he provides good customer service some of these niggas act like u owe them for givin u a papertowel after washin ur hands

[Mic Man]

Has anyone seen any other race doing this job?

[The Somalian]

No but I am sure them fancy places have a white guy in jacket waistcoat and bowtie greet you and attend to you while in the loo.

[Skola]

dont think so, always blacks EVEN IN SCOTLAND lmao

i tip them but its a pity thing to an extent

usually drop a couple quid first time im in then for the rest of the night i have whatever im after say if i end up on the cigarettes and then feel to freshen up (dont usually smoke so i notice the smell on myself)

[Guest M12]

has anyone met one who isnt nigerian?

[Seth Rollins]

No spray no lay

No splash no gash

No soap no hope

No Armani no punani

These guys humour me I can't lie.

[time_bomb]

would u tip if it was delbert grady?

[Marly Mar]

never ever seen these guys in toilets

[The Somalian]

Do you ever go out? They are even in the fun pubs

[Kurtis]

are they all illegals?

like, did they actually set out to be toilet attendants?

[Marly Mar]

Do you ever go out? They are even in the fun pubs

whats a fun pub?

[The Somalian]

Do you ever go out? They are even in the fun pubs

whats a fun pub?

Pubs with a dancefloor and dj usually rammed on a Friday/Saturday night

The place you find the beckys and Tracy's

[Fighting Weight]

These man are on Sky2 now talking about Witchcraft

[imhim]

Do you ever go out? They are even in the fun pubs

whats a fun pub?

Pubs with a dancefloor and dj usually rammed on a Friday/Saturday night

The place you find the beckys and Tracy's

ohhhhh.... you mean your o'neils?

[MARVELL]

i only tip if i need to use their perfumes, but then im sure its fake most of the time

one time my boy said he got a rash after using it.

if they have hand towels i take it and keep it moving. wld never tip for that

[The Somalian]

To easy

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

i remember one of them caught me doin bugle in the toilets.. hes says to me "give me nice tip i let u do all night no worries"

dropped him a fiver still

[local]

Lol at not makin them keep look out for a pound

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

i was f*cked n mad parro afterwards bra

[Skenghis Khan]

as a punter and a doorman these guys are mostly a nuisance, getting themselves into altercations by being generally invasive, blocking the exit, switching off the hand dryer when someones using it, spraying guys in the crotch region etc.

got to b one of the shittiest jobs tho, we had one guy who was alright older fella, saw a punter full on hock in the guys face cos he tried to stop him stealing his lollies.

lol at their bars tho 'no splash, no gash'

lol at the shakedown jack.

[imhim]

NO SPRAY... NO LAY