Them African Guys In The Toilets

[Skenghis Khan]

wash di fingas.. for di mingas

[Greens]

Why do bar and clubs employ them though? Everyone dislikes them.

[local]

Skengis if u caught me doin a few cheeky lines in the pisser would u let me off if I said I was from the internet

[Mizchif]

No splash no Gash nigga.

Come on guys, its a pound. A pound.

A pound.

You're out clubbing, you know the mans there, you're not gonna give the nigga who sits in toilets all night while you're poompsing gnash a £1 coin out of principle.

I drop a nug everytime. And I make sure I take extra tissues, or get a spray or a chewing gum or sometimes even a lollypop because thats the only place in my life I ever get to have a lollypop. From the African toilet man

[Marly Mar]

taking my man for the cleaner,f*ck off

[KayGee]

Dont you know freshen up, you gots to freshen AP.

[Anderson]

I wish these dudes would stock some decent hand cream. Id give them a pound or two.

My hands need some moisture after a couple washes tbh. Dark skin dudes hands must look WHITE.

[dub]

Why do bar and clubs employ them though? Everyone dislikes them.

as someone said before, to make sure people don't do drugs - sometimes they clean/mop up as well

read an article that said more time they don't get paid by the club, jus through tips

[The Flyest]

I wish these dudes would stock some decent hand cream. Id give them a pound or two.

My hands need some moisture after a couple washes tbh. Dark skin dudes hands must look WHITE.

we do

[Kurtis]

its peak when i go outside in winter

have to pocket some hand cream

[Guest28]

nothing.

why the f*ck should i

[Skenghis Khan]

Skengis if u caught me doin a few cheeky lines in the pisser would u let me off if I said I was from the internet

lol

if im ever on the door somewhere and i recognize someone from here they will be looked after.

[Supernova]

I only tip the ones that drop the bars..

No Armani no poonani, No splash no gash etc

[JGGB]

Had a full on argument with a guy once when I was drunk. Told him I don't need your tissue when there's a perfectly good hand dryer

A white guy I know also got conned into paying £2 or getting kicked out of the club. He fully melted after trying to steal a lolly, didn't even have the two pound so had to borrow off someone else. Guy didn't know I was with him and was all winking at me after he paid up as if to say "look at me getting my own back on whitey"

[Nidge Weasle]

getting his own back on whitey? lol

his job is to wipe piss off our hands.

f*ck outta here

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never tipped them, as never use them.

[Skola]

No splash no Gash nigga.

Come on guys, its a pound. A pound.

A pound.

You're out clubbing, you know the mans there, you're not gonna give the nigga who sits in toilets all night while you're poompsing gnash a £1 coin out of principle.

I drop a nug everytime. And I make sure I take extra tissues, or get a spray or a chewing gum or sometimes even a lollypop because thats the only place in my life I ever get to have a lollypop. From the African toilet man

looooooooooooooooooool

[Guest chap44uns]

Dont you know freshen up, you gots to freshen AP.

Have you got any african in you?

[Fighting Weight]

It's a trap

[Wavant]

It's a trap

[Hotsauce]

I remember the first time I went clubbing, pre 18. Went toilet n I see a collection of chewing gum, aftershave and lollys. Took a chewing gum after washing my hands thinking its just there for free, turn around I see the old african don with the usual white shirt attire they normally wear grab me by my wrist and shout give me money for the gum.

Didn't have a clue you was supposed to pay thought it was free, argued for a bit.. Had 10p in my pocket, thought that was enough for one gum. Aff went nuts, this point im eating the chewing gum, my mans shouting to me 'give me my things or more money' ended up squashing the chewed up eaten gum on his tip plate. Tried calling security on me lol.. Didn't know any better back then

Normally tip the ones working at regular spots, and the ones who are on jokes with their bars. The ones who think your obligated to pay them will actually receive nothing.

[Kurtis]

It's a trap

[Supernova]

One kid that went to my uni (hes a bit touched in the head)

Asked the promo manager at the club I worked at if there was any toilet attendant jobs going

[Seth Rollins]

It's a trap

[Lieutenant]

Ended up in some bar in Kent last night

African don was dropping some barsssss

No sanitation no penetration

Wash your nuts for the sluts

Don't be stinky wash your pinky

If it taste like chicken keep on licking

No sponge no clunge

Wash your fingers for the mingers

If it smells rough forget about the muff

No dolce and gabana she won't suck your banana

Had to give man a few nuggets

Had me cracking up

[Wavant]

looooooooooooooool