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To Northampton and back

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Thought I may aswell throw this in a thread..probably gonna recieve some stick but too many lol's to not share

On Halloween, I shot to Northampton to link this ting, Northampton is a f*ck*ng drive but from my work it's not too bad so I thought may aswell. It took me about any hour to reach Northampton from work, bare dark, dingy, rainy a-roads. Anyway I reached into Northampton about 7pm and picked her up, the tings looking fire and what not so I’m rubbing my hands like 'my time' #birdman.

Anyway I asked her where are we going, so we hit revolutions, its quiet so all good. Get to the bar and I ask what does she want'

She points at some £8 cocktail, I’m like "WTF" :-\ . Anyway I cop it, I grab a coke and we sit down start talking. Then she moans about the drinking being horrible and tries to ask me to go back to the bar and ask the barman to make it sweeter. I just plainface her, and tell her she needs to go sort that if there's a problem. She sekkles with her nasty drink and we start talking. Bitch is telling me her life story with men, her family, how she beat up her mum’s husband. I'm thinking jheez I'm in for a long night.

Eventually we leave to grab a Nandos (She leaves about half of that £8 cocktail behind SMH). We get seated in Nandos and I say I'll go up, what you having, this bitch says 10 wings, a side and a glass on Sangria!!! I'm like I'm in Northampton so in my head I’m like I just need to salvage what I can with this. I order my meal and hers but there's no sangria, so I just ask for refillable glass. I get back to the table and tell her there's no Sangria, LOL and what happens next - " Do they have that sweet rose wine" she asks, lmao f*ck. I'm like probably, she's like go up and ask, I asked her "are you insane" so she starts saying you can't make me go up, be a gentlemen. I whip a tenner out and say if you want Rose go and get, and you know what SHE ACTUALLY TOOK IT AND GOT HERSELF A GLASS OF WINE... I'm thinking this CBL, I mean who does that sh*t. f*ck it anyway food comes, she eats half the wings, doggy bags the rest and we leave. There was not a mention of how much sh*t cost, an attempt to pay any part of the bill etc.Money obviously isn’t the issue or a thing but that's not the point.

So we're out, she like I know a bar we can go to if you want to stay around, I think why not, I need to get something out of this. We end up in some whacked out student bar, its Halloween so the daemuns are out in force. We go to the bar and I can tell she has no intention of paying, swear we would have stood there, on some bouncer ting if it was up to her. I'm in a student bar so it's cheap as f*ck, she orders some 2 for 1 cocktail thing, I'm driving so I jam with another coke. We sit down she talks, she clearly tipsy as she starts telling me stuff about how she's a webcam girl, used to be an escort

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Suddenly sh*t starts to make some sort of sense.

Anyway she smashes a couple more cocktails down, and some other drinks. I've already classified this night as a write off experience wise and financially so I'm just doing what I need to do to get this ting loose. Eventually she's pretty steaming so I'm like I'm getting off so I’m dropping you back, get a headers out of it in the end. Drove back from Northampton with my iphone on 5% so I had no satnav about 6 minutes back into my journey, it was 1am in the morning and it was raining like sh*t. Anyway over the next couple days she's saying she wants to see me again (why wouldn't see I'm a waking talking chocolate cash machine) I’m now humouring her as I have no intention of doing that or her again.

Eventually she's like you should come unto Leeds to see me (she's from Leeds originally but seeing friends in Northampton). I'm like nah you need to come to brum; I’m the one with the house.

Her reply

"Well if you help me with my train fare haha"

I probe the water to check her genuine seriousness; I respond “If I pay for your tickets will you come down"

"Yes"

At which point I can't contain this charade anymore I'm like “ARE YOU TAKING THE LIVING PISS"

She responds “lol calm down I’m only joking"

[NAS] BYE BABY[/NAS]

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Hahabshsjsbss broke bitches. SMH. At least you drove tbh. Imagine you got train and got loose with her as well. The pain woulda been emosh.

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Seriously, she was boying man.

Petrol + Food and drinks...

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Seriously, she was boying man.

Petrol + Food and drinks...

Trust but i had drove too far, had to just deal with this, too much had already been sacrificed lol.

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She was trying to get me to book a hotel the same night to stay around for the night

:rofl:

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can't drive them distances for pum tbh

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i need stories like this to remind me why i'm not single

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Thats Pique

Like you're already in a next town, to switch at the chick while you're there makes the journey worthless. So you just gotta bide time to squeeze out the tings.

Lol at walking talking chocolate cash machine !

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Journeys like that gotta have a back up.

Tell her to bring the sluttest slore in her coven and bring your most deviant team mate. At least that way if your ting is a goon like this one you can catch jokes with your boy.

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Seriously, she was boying man.

Petrol + Food and drinks...

Trust but i had drove too far, had to just deal with this, too much had already been sacrificed lol.

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She was trying to get me to book a hotel the same night to stay around for the night

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Loool I hear them ones. :lol:

Hotel you know smh. You shoulda taken her back to the Etap on some Trilla sh*t Loooool.

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London to Northampton isn't that far but Birmingham.

The furthest I have driven for pum pum was from Lisbon(Portugal) to Don Benito(Spain) :lol:

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tbh its not really about di drive

its when dese bitches expect a man to whip out di cash for everyting

f*ck that

this is why for me to even make the effort to go out on a date you have to be a certi ting

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boy the distances ive travelled for the lady cave aint no f*ckin joke

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Seriously, she was boying man.

Petrol + Food and drinks...

Trust but i had drove too far, had to just deal with this, too much had already been sacrificed lol.

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She was trying to get me to book a hotel the same night to stay around for the night

roflroll2.gif

Loool I hear them ones. :lol:

Hotel you know smh. You shoulda taken her back to the Etap on some Trilla sh*t Loooool.

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:rofl:

Creasinggggg

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Good read, hate them bitches that just want everything bought for them.

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tbh its not really about di drive

its when dese bitches expect a man to whip out di cash for everyting

f*ck that

this is why for me to even make the effort to go out on a date you have to be a certi ting

When I go on a date I'm always prepared to pay for everything but part of my criteria for whether you get a date 2, is if the chick offers

To go halves or of she says in subsequent chat you paid for everything this time I got you next time.

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I used to be prepared to pay for everything

Now days we are going halves unless your my woman

That's why I only f*ck with women who work

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musta had some next MOC on the drive home

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Was more concerned about getting home with no satnav tbh

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Just lock her off she is taking the piss. You should of brought up sex before you dropped her off

Just read the head bit. Just take the piss out of her, she is obviously trying to see how far she can push you. Humor her say you will buy her this and that but dont buy nothing.

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I do the drive out of ends thing but only when the thing is 100% secured I can't be gambling like that.

Girls that don't drive<<<<<<<

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Should have just asked her what her rate is and beat

f*ck pretending she's a real date she done told u she is an escort

U got boyed sh*t happens.

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You gotta beat now fam.

Bring her to your yard, tell her you'll give her the p when she gets there(don't)

Beat

Then remove her from your life

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How are you gonna go all that way and not know what she does for a living? :lol:

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Good read

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When did I say I don't know what she does for a living..

She's a beautician but obviously I didn't know about that other stuff. There's a reason that stuff slipped out once she was waved :lol:

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ah beauticians

love me some beauticians

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