are you a sitter or stander

[time_bomb]

Im just glad all these normal people came through

standers are still ahead in the poll

[Lieutenant]

4 pages on bum wiping tekkers

i still cant believe it

I thought you was out?

[Kurtis]

bruv, ive gone to like 3 pages back to find somethin to bump

this is like one of 3 topics people are posting in that isnt int he sports room

so i end up reading it

[Seydou]

Sit Gang.

Lol @ Standing. Never knew people actually stand .

[JOHN DOE]

its funny how the tide changes when a few offer a diff opinion

[Kurtis]

it really is

[Seydou]

remember the first time this came up between me and my mates, shook us as a group down to the core, almost kicked off

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Infamous]

using paper then using the flower pot/small bucket for extra cleanage>>>>

[Mame Biram Diouf]

wiping whilst sitting down?

[Hotsauce]

using paper then using the flower pot/small bucket for extra cleanage>>>>

You know, then paper again for maximum cleanage

[Drift]

these kind of threads are always enlightening.

i remember there was a thread where bare man said they only shower using their hands. no sponge, no flanel.

/

stand gang

[Blackstock]

4 pages on bum wiping tekkers

i still cant believe it

/

I tend to sit and sort of slightly lean over where only one cheek is touching the bowl, and sometimes finish off with a 3/4 squat wipe.

[Barney Stinson]

on some random splurge I bought some sort of wet wipes to replace toilet parer,

di skweekycleanness of di bam was anparallel,

but the toilets kept getting blocked.

(why am I even adding to this topic)

[Seydou]

using paper then using the flower pot/small bucket for extra cleanage>>>>

You know, then paper again for maximum cleanage

:rofl:

[The Infamous]

using paper then using the flower pot/small bucket for extra cleanage>>>>

You know, then paper again for maximum cleanage

:rofl:

>>>>>>>>

[JOHN DOE]

on some random splurge I bought some sort of wet wipes to replace toilet parer,

di skweekycleanness of di bam was anparallel,

but the toilets kept getting blocked.

(why am I even adding to this topic)

i did this and too suffered the fate of blocking the toilet

it makes sense we should be using baby wipes instead of tissue

[Kurtis]

slightly wet the toilet paper?

[Greens]

I can't even understand how u can reach if you are sitting down, makes no sense, and then u just let it drop down?

[Nidge Weasle]

How the f*ck are you meant to wipe thoroughly sitting down?

dirty wrong uns

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

propa dirty man

really indulging in having a sh*t, the shape you must make....eurgh

[Nidge Weasle]

/ LOL at not using baby wipes

/

my mate says he does the drop and catch in public toilets if theres other people around.....

he has toilet paper in his hand.....and catches his sh*t so theres no embarrasing splash......

.....

..

i had to have some very firm words with him, just cant fathom (sp?) how this could ever, ever be an option.

[Haze-e]

/ LOL at not using baby wipes

/

my mate says he does the drop and catch in public toilets if theres other people around.....

he has toilet paper in his hand.....and catches his sh*t so theres no embarrasing splash......

.....

..

i had to have some very firm words with him, just cant fathom (sp?) how this could ever, ever be an option.

Grim

[Yoshie]

Someone please explain what Infamous is saying

[Lieutenant]

Someone please explain what Infamous is saying

sh*t

Wipe with paper

Poor water on bum hole

Wipe again with paper

[Yoshie]

How do you pour water on the bumhole?

wut

[Kurtis]

How do you pour water on the bumhole?

wut