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Can you make some Tea and Coffee?

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Have you been asked this at a place of work before?

 

 

What was your reaction?

 

 

Any cool stories?

 

 

I know a guy who outright refused, said his boss was clearly trying a ting cos he was new, said he had to put his foot down, was never asked again.

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was asked

 

said i dont know how to make it

 

which is true, especially coffee

 

and i havent drunk tea since at least 2007, so i just air it

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Yes, I done it. Learned Corsican along the way as well.

 

Took over that place, nice and slowly.

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first office gig

 

had some culture were people would ask EVERYONE if they want anything

 

would only ask dons next to me

 

fuck juggling 1000 teas for a cheers or thanks mate, suck my willy

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Work shifts. 6-7 of us on shift. Make a pot of tea,

Its nothin. We take it in turns everyone does their bit lol

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lol @ ASKING me to make you tea and coffee like im the youngest child in an african household

 

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i observe the etiquette from place to place, but usually develop a system where i only offer one or two of my close buddies.

 

there was one girl who would ask everyone and be lumped with 6-7+ cups

 

use it as a chance to skive and go chat to her in the kitchen and give her a hand.  string it out to take 15mins of getting paid to do fuck all.  boss cant exactly complain if shes getting a cup made too (this was in a shit clock-watching you are 3mins late type of job)

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never, take my own flask coz these man are fucking dirty. Good job we have disposable cups.

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never, take my own flask coz these man are fucking dirty. Good job we have disposable cups.

:rofl:

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Was asked to buy one once a few years back. Was told I could buy myself one as well so did it

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fuck juggling 1000 teas for a cheers or thanks mate, suck my willy

 

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

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I quite like making them, don't like to be asked though. Also don't like others to make it for me, people are weird with drinks and use any random spoon they see to stir. 

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Nah no one asked me to make and I never asked. When I was at work I was bout my business, weren't tryna take the ting for Cheers.

lol I said to one your 'thats ut tea' he said 'yh I know but that Chelsea c*nt Sam made it. Look at it, he even put it in a Man U cup. I don't want it he probably stirred it with his c*ck. Chlamydia tea.'

too much politics.

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Don't mind making it.

 

Don't like others making it for me.

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On my bank of desks the girls all do rounds. I dont drink tea at work just to avoid being a part.

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Always asked, never take up the offer.

They joked about me being the tea boy when I first joined but I didn't give in

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I dont drink tea or coffee so i never make it anyone else eithier

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never, take my own flask coz these man are fucking dirty. Good job we have disposable cups.

 

lol

 

You spending too much time with di blacks.

 

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How can 1 guy say to my girl at work "damn this tea is cold, feel it here put your hand in"

 

:|

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If I'm going to the kitchen I ask people on my pod if they want something to drink, my pod has 8 heads so its a minor. But last month I lost a bet and had to make shit for 40 mutha fuckaz, that day was fucked. People would deliberately ask for green tea, peppermint tea, dark, light, smooth coffee, water, glasses of milk, hot chocolate..... I'd make 8 trips each time. I know they enjoyed it too coz of the bus boy jokes. Fuckers. Never again am I betting

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Nah no one asked me to make and I never asked. When I was at work I was bout my business, weren't tryna take the ting for Cheers. lol I said to one your 'thats ut tea' he said 'yh I know but that Chelsea c*nt Sam made it. Look at it, he even put it in a Man U cup. I don't want it he probably stirred it with his c*ck. Chlamydia tea.' too much politics.

 

THE d*ck IN TEA BANT WAS FUCKED AT MY LAST PLACE, BARE THREATS

 

they did it, i have no doubts

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never, take my own flask coz these man are fucking dirty. Good job we have disposable cups.

 

lol

 

You spending too much time with di blacks.

:clueless:

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Don't mind making it.

 

Don't like others making it for me.

 

I'm like that too, used to get the 'ocd' jokes thrown once in the while. Hate people touching my food or drink, been like that from young.

 

Tbh nobody in my department actually drinks tea, just the odd one or two. Would deliberately ask if anybody wants one before anyone offered just not to be rude.

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fuck juggling 1000 teas for a cheers or thanks mate, suck my willy

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

LOOOOOL

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