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Zombie survival

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The scenario...


Part 1: A zombie bursts into the room you're in via the main door, what do you use to dispatch it? Where do you hit it?

Part 2: You've got 60 seconds from the time you killed that first zombie, until another 2 zombies enter your house. Is there anyone else in your house you wish to protect? Are there any weapons? Do you hide? do you call out for help? Do you run? Do you have an escape route? Think quickly, the other 2 zombies are at your front door right now.

Get involved, it's all in good fun, though you may need to plan for this eventuality.

 

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Two baseball bats next to my bed, a ceremonial indian knife brought back from a trip and a kitana also close by

 

Fuck a xombie

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I also have a sexual restraint bar under my bed, I'm not sure how that would help though. Might have to save that one for the sexpocalypse.

 

I like that word.

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tie them up and make millions touring their specimens across the world

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Get involved, it's all in good fun, though you may need to plan for this eventuality.

lol

 

was staying in some remote guesthouse with a few friends a couple years back.. big 3 story place.  felt like the perfect place to try and survive a zombie attack as long as we had plenty weapons.  shit would be fuckin dope.

 

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re: the OP - depends what breed of zombies we are talking about.  if its them 'i am legend' or 28 days later types, and one burst into my room RIGHT NOW - id probably be a dead man.  i have weapons but all it needs to do is bite my arm and im fucked (my room is kinda small)

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what type of zombies are we talking?

 

them super strong, fast no nonsense 28 days later type

 

or handicapped dawn of the dead

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I am starting from wave one?

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I also have a sexual restraint bar under my bed, I'm not sure how that would help though. Might have to save that one for the sexpocalypse.

 

I like that word.

 

what would that be like?

 

seeing as theyre dead (or undead whatever) they dont have a functioning circulatory system... basically what im saying is... the p*ssy will be cold? and depending on how long they been dead, decomposed?

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i aint gna make it

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throw salt in their mouth ttkk

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I am starting from wave one?

 

LOL 1 slash dead zombies.

 

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My workplace is the ideal zombie apocalypse hideout.

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My weapon of choice would be a chainsaw

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throw salt in their mouth ttkk

 

:rofl:

 

Straight.

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Seems like a sly attempt at making one of you lot reveal your defences before he runs up on your house.

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Don't disrespect peoples beliefs with that Zombies don't exist stuff.

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Got di samurai sword next to the bed... would drop the Ocarina of time jumping attack on its skull. 

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Zombies would be easy to survive I think they are so slow and stupid, it would just get too hard to find supplies to stay alive.

 

Part 1: A zombie bursts into the room you're in via the main door, what do you use to dispatch it? Where do you hit it?

 

I would use a machete to split its skull in half.


Part 2: You've got 60 seconds from the time you killed that first zombie, until another 2 zombies enter your house. Is there anyone else in your house you wish to protect? Are there any weapons? Do you hide? do you call out for help? Do you run? Do you have an escape route? Think quickly, the other 2 zombies are at your front door right now.

 

I would take these out, machete then screwdriver through the eye of the other one, grab a hammer and petrol chainsaw from the shed then head into the street and take the biggest car I could find and syphon all the fuel I could. I would probably head north until I either died or found a safe place on one of them tiny islands north of scotland.

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i aint gna make it

 

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thinking about it, its probably best to start thinking about how to protect my house

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zombie,zombie or infected zombie

the undead type Im fucked

other type id prob kill the first got bars all over

gf is prob dead on wave two mind you

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