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Girls mocking da ting

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Has a girl ever laughed and said your willy is small?

 

Or said that ur sex was wack

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no. But I dont think many women say that kind of shit seriously in private quarters

 

maybe on some spiteful tip if u dog her

 

feels jokes when u have to tell a girl her sex is whack and u jus see da sadness in her eyes doe

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no they always used to say "ur d*ck/sex is the only good thing about u, u heartless cold hearted bastard waaaa"

 

i used to love it, as im getting older im realising its not so funny, i want to change my ways.

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"Let's just stop"

 

The dreaded words.

 

Sex won't work all the time though. You both have to be in the mood. I've had this discussion with the mrs. Sometimes she just wants to mess around not have full sex.

 

Other times she wants to get dealt with. I find nothing worst than pushing someone into having sex with you if their not feeling it. Used to do that with the ex wifey. It just grows resentment as she feels she has to let you. Even if she'll find no pleasure.

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had a chick sit on  the d*ck, move up and down a max of 5 times, get off, tuck her self in and go to sleep

 

truesay i was depressed and couldnt be arsed

 

but apparently some people just need that extra confirmation

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I actually been in a relationship where he was just too big. Used to bed him to llow me.

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Beg, i would beg him. No rape victim

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One ting said she loves my d*ck cos it's so straight and doesn't bend

Now iam not an expect on d*cks but Something tells me she was taking the piss

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lol at a straight d*ck must b some small small ting

 

upwards curve ftw and to hit those spots

 

i stay lolling at the downwards curve and kink in the middle mandem

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lol at a straight d*ck must b some small small ting

 

upwards curve ftw and to hit those spots

 

i stay lolling at the downwards curve and kink in the middle mandem

 

bruv  :lmao:  :lmao:

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the fuck is kink in the middle

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this guys mad gay

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That's the new wave after marlies

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man are bragging about boomerang d*cks now?

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fuckin hell today it's all coming out in L&L

:lol:

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fuckin hell today it's all coming out in L&L

:lol:

vip has been mad today

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