Illusion

Assumptions people make about you

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What assumptions do people make about you?

 

People always assume that I'm good at football. Every place that I've worked people always ask me to play in some 5 a side team. Then I'm faced with one of two choices.

 

1. Tell them that I am, in reality, likely to be the swaggest football player they have ever seen and that my fitness levels are not peaky.

2. Play anyway and watch the horror in their faces as they realise that asking me to play was a huge mistake.

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every assumption is usually right

 

except i went into a shop once and some old dude just started speaking Yoruba (im guessing) to me, i just stood there and plainfaced, didnt even stop him, i just could not understand why man would come up to me, not even hello (unless he said it and i didnt understand?) just straight spitting in some next language, he even laughed to himself, musta been a good joke or observation, i just froze like "is this really happening?" after about a minute he asked in English if i was Nigerian, I said no, he apologised and left

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Allot of people think I smoke weed ain't touched it for coming up 3 years in June. Actually pisses me of when people try to say I am a weed smoker only people who know me well know the truth when they smoke in their yard I will play with their kids grown out of that shit.

Only happened a few times but people on the road start talking Somali to me I am quarter Indian fucks sake

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'No offence but before I knew you I thought you were really stuck up'

'You Asian?'

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Cocky/love myself

Player

Mixed race

More than a few times people have said to me when they first met me they thought I was a drug dealer

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I've had the language thing too. I've had some dude come up to me outside Ealing Broadway station back when I was in school and start spitting Arabic. It's the only time someone has ever done it but it was weird.

People assume one of my boys is a stoner. All because he's a nextly calm guy

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My wife says when she first spoke to me on tr phone that she thought I was someone who smoked a LOT of weed. Probably because I speak in some kind of horrible, slurred drawl and the fact im supposed to be really laid back

Workmates all said the same

I don't smoke the reeefa

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Cocky/love myself

Player

Mixed race

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On topic though, just the usual shit that smart, well educated, physically imposing attractive black dons have assumed about them.

 

THAT WE THINK WE THE SHIT

 

AND WE ARE

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Lol Noone thinks your mixed caz

Yeah because you know what I look like

:/

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Used to get the player one. Then I stopped showing females that basic level of courtesy

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most assumptions are probably correct 

 

the worst one is tho yeah you know some big words didn't think you would be so well spoken bruv

 

at work mainly. cunts 

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most assumptions are probably correct 

 

the worst one is tho yeah you know some big words didn't think you would be so well spoken bruv

 

at work mainly. cunts 

LOL

 

them SO-PAR-LI

 

jibes there

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IM BLACK SO I MUST HAVE A BIG d*ck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOUR ASSUMPTION IS CORRECT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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PEOPLE THINK IM NIGERIAN

 

FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY... I AM NOT

 

(WELL BLACK PEOPLE, NOT WHITES...)

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arrogant

superficial

i love myself

highly intelligent

aloof

 

 

all correct and gladly welcomed

 

then the dreaded

 

u muslim bruv ?

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Years ago was told I looked "rude"...I don't even know how that's possible. Pulling out the race card but I'm pretty sure it was just the fact I'm a black female.

In my working environments I have felt like some white females approach with caution.

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That i am a player

I can confirm

I am not, terrible at it..don't even try

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