The 19 Rules Of Football When You're A Kid

[O Fenomeno]

[Anderson]

Wembley had all sorts of names depending where you live.

Could even vary from area to area within the same town/city.

Wembley, cuppy, knockout.

Northeners also have some fucked but quite sick rules for 60.

[Anderson]

Most jokes rule is 'new ball'

The way youd be spewing if your fresh footy even brushed a bit of concrete

'What you doing youre gonna scuff it'

Things got real tense when a couple dudes bought the nike cage ball that was chrome.

[Michel Kane]

In South LDN, that was called 'World Cup'.

[Michel Kane]

Who here played with them heroes who were attempting overhead kicks on concrete?

[Haze-e]

Who here played with them heroes who were attempting overhead kicks on concrete?

I was one of them still. Tried twice. Scored the first fucked elbow on the second.

Never did it again.

[O Fenomeno]

[Nidge Weasle]

Yeah the new ball rule was real.

Also I would SWITCH if someone sat on my ball

[The Infamous]

Yeah the new ball rule was real.

Also I would SWITCH if someone sat on my ball

people did the hazard ball boy gate way before it happened

 

sitting on the fucking ball

[Black Ant]

In South LDN, that was called 'World Cup'.

 

defo

[Mame Biram Diouf]

World cup

- singles

- doubles

 

One touch, one bounce to decide who goes in goal

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60 seconds

- keeper catches call before a bounce your in goal

- Dont score on a volley your in goal

- Dont start counting till you touch ball after keeper kicks it out

- Extra 10 seconds, x3

 

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First one to make it back is keeper

 

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gfg

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faaaaak

 

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New ball touching concrete

 

fg

g

 

bvv

b

 

v

 

fooook

 

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Forgot the most important one when selecting teams

 

Blacks/mixed vs whites, was just an unwritten rule, no racism intended

[Shatterstar]

Wembley in North West LDN

[The Infamous]

Wembley in North West LDN

!

[JOHN DOE]

Who here played with them heroes who were attempting overhead kicks on concrete?

Pmssssl

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Was a called Wembley in newham.

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FLOATERS>

FLOATERS<

[The Infamous]

floaters was a dead ting unless it was for gass purposes  

 

in headers and volleys pretending you are gona volley hard but just side foot it last minute 

 

lool calm controlled instead of clearing the fence and having to climb shit to get the ball back 

[JOHN DOE]

Nah floaters would add some unpredictable tek when taking free kicks r.carlos style

[Black Ant]

Floaters with the wind blowing>>>>>

Screaming "ROBERTO CAAAARLOOOOOOOOS"

[The Somalian]

Floaters last resort when no other ball was available in the playground. Remember guys coming in with brand new leather balls by the end of the week that shit was worn out by the concrete.

[Woodpecker]

yer but while on the subject

 

british bulldog>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Michel Kane]

Floaters with the wind blowing>>>>>

Screaming "ROBERTO CAAAARLOOOOOOOOS"

Roberto LARCOS ting TBH.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

 

This when it was heavily raining >>>>>>>>>>>

 

Felt for those who got it in the face

[Gambino]

Every bit of that was spot on. Who used to play 10 and Your Dead?

[Mame Biram Diouf]

When I was fit in primary school it was Davids, running up and down all day

 

Got to year 11 and I was Pirlo, just sitting back talking smack and not moving anywhere really, just pinging balls to people

 

Ahhhhh

 

Good fucking times

[Horatio Caine]

ahhhh dem days when man used to play "goal 2 goal" and world cup!!!!!

[Heero Yuy]

Who here played with them heroes who were attempting overhead kicks on concrete?

 

PMSL

 

The sound when they hit the floor____<<<<<<

 

Like a sack of potato's being dropped from a second floor appartment