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What hand do you wipe your ass with?

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I use my right, but I only ever go once a day and always In the morning so I shower straight after and make sure any particles lurking come out.

I also eat with my right hand though

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what went through your mind when you created this thread?

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I dunno, but pls move it to whatever for me babes

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i use my left hand

 

write with my right

 

shake with my right

 

fap with my left

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wipe with my right

fap with my right

 

eaaaaaaasy

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As per the Qur'an, left hand to whip ya arse, right hand to eat.

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Lol not the Quraan bro.

But from the Sunnah

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As per the Qur'an, left hand to whip ya arse, right hand to eat.

 

The f*ck. dont ever insult Islam like that again Taliban is watching.

 

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i use my left hand

 

write with my right

 

shake with my right

 

fap with my left

 

tf?

 

how can you write with your right and fap with your left?

 

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i do everything with right

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As per the Qur'an, left hand to whip ya arse, right hand to eat.

 

The f*ck. dont ever insult Islam like that again Taliban is watching.

 

2927544786_9a25124d2a.jpg

 

'some1 take that rocket launcher away from jamal before he kills us all'

 

classic internet

 

i throw with my left, kick with my left, but im right handed

 

i wipe with woteva side the bog roll is on

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what would happen if he shot that rpg

 

it wouldnt explode would it? just konk the guy in the head with force

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Duno mate all I can think of is when u ping some1 I'm the head with the nade launcher on cod

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doesnt it explode on contact?

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You have to fap with the left because if your right handed using the mouse in your left hand is a madness

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the hell you using the mouse for?

 

line it up at the right point

 

click play

 

go to work

 

done

 

if your all searching at the job you aint doin it right anyway you may aswell stop and start

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Bag of tabs open

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what would happen if he shot that rpg

 

it wouldnt explode would it? just konk the guy in the head with force

 

 

reckon the force would take mans head off and it would explode when it hit the bottom of the boat/floor

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if the rpg is shot it's detonating whatever happens

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it'll take out around 6 guys maim the rest at that range

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so if u shot an rpg at point blank rage into a wall it would still explode

 

i would have thought it didnt have enough time to build that kinda velocity

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As per the Qur'an, left hand to whip ya arse, right hand to eat.

 

The f*ck. dont ever insult Islam like that again Taliban is watching.

 

2927544786_9a25124d2a.jpg

 

 

Shut up rude girl. You're Jewish anyway.

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will go with eskays version cos hes the only one with experience on here

Not true

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