Power of the Puss...

[JOHN DOE]

inspired by timebombs post in venting thread

the things puss can make us do is crazy

i remember one time i was sleeping and then got a text from one girl - it woke me up. it read 'come f*ck me'

should've seen the way i leapt out of that bed like i was late for school

drove all the way to buckinghamshire uni from east london just to give her a good ol rodgering even though i had to be up at 9am that day

why?

WHY?

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name some things the allure of vag has made you do

[Lieutenant]

Pmsl

Used to have one crazy/psycho link(claimed she was preg, used to leave 30missed calls on my phone, would verbally abuse me then tell me she loves me in the space of 30 seconds, turn up at my football team and "surprise" me amongst other things).

All it took was a text from her at a blusky moment for me and I'd be balls deep lining her walls again smh

But the p*ssy was so so so good.

This went on for about 6 months til I eventually got rid of her for good

[imhim]

BRUV..

[Benicio del Toney]

Went round my ex's 1 time, she was house sharing.

 

Her neighbour let me in but my ex was sleeping and her door was locked.

 

Went out the window on the stairs to the balcony and saw her window was open.

 

Jumped up on the edge of the balcony (3 floors up) and grabbed her ledge.

 

There was nothing below me but a drop of about 30 feet to the downstairs patio.

 

Pulled myself up and through the open window calm.

 

 

The bravery (stupidity) of youth.

[Davicious X]

The reverse

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IwV5K8j2ww

[Eskay Jones]

scratched my car. told my mother i had stolen her car keys - had her work colleagues come to my house asking for the keys.

[Frank White]

the p*ssy has control over me and ive given up tryin to fight it now

[Benicio del Toney]

scratched my car. told my mother i had stolen her car keys - had her work colleagues come to my house asking for the keys.

 

Sorry bro, that ain't too clear.

[Eskay Jones]

broke up with one girl in 06 after a year of dating.

She pulled crazy stunts as mentioned above.

 

Two days after the last stunt I received a text pic of her nude in my spurs shirt.

I got flashed by camera on way to her yard.

 

true story.

[Guest chap44uns]

did you go to the masjid after and ask forgiveness for the mash?

[Eskay Jones]

broke up with one girl in 06 after a year of dating.

She pulled crazy stunts as mentioned above.

 

Two days after the last stunt I received a text pic of her nude in my spurs shirt.

I got flashed by camera on way to her yard.

 

true story.

 

 

dnt think u fully grasped wot this thread is about fella

 

Read my post again the part of on my way to her house.

 

clearly shows how strong vagina is after she done tried to fuck up my life yet i still went through.