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JOHN DOE

Thoughts That Make You Undeniably British

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#12 "I’m really hungry but when I’m offered something to eat I’ll politely refuse."

A knee-jerk reaction to politely refuse is something we Brits excel at. Especially when we don't know the person all that well. We say “no thanks” before we’ve even thought about the true answer to the question. We spend the rest of the visit rueing a missed opportunity.

 

"I say 'thank-you' at least a dozen times during a single credit card transaction"

Handing the goods over, passing the card, taking it back, getting the receipt – at every step of the process we have to say “thank-you.” The cashier does too. We can’t help it, we’re British.

 

^ this one is exagerrated tho

 

say thank you if they bag my tings and thank you when getting the reciept

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#12 "I’m really hungry but when I’m offered something to eat I’ll politely refuse."

 

only one that affects me

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y?

sorry mate u cant y the y 

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Americans find the thank you thing well awkward. They always reply 'mmmhmm' and then you both look at each other. Confused.

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oh so a nigga cant ask for sugar in di tea with out being judged 

 

peak 

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oh so a nigga cant ask for sugar in di tea with out being judged 

 

peak 

 

bruv, i used to have it bad

 

one woman actually refused to serve me tea in hospital cause I take 6 sugars, proper looked at me like i asked for heroin

 

just did some long walk of shame back to my room

 

but she got screwed at by the ward manager cause she cant make those decisions, but stil, it hurt

 

so much that i dont evn drink tea anymore

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:rofl:

 

some people are rude you know thats not even her decision to make. scarred mans tea experience 

 

true say u asked for 6 loool 

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"I consider people who take sugar in their tea to be lesser than myself"

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lmao yeah that line was too fucked lesser u know

 

some caste system

 

one discussion on vip/rwd made me parro about the shoulder pat man would counter with the hand shake shoulder pat 

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when i shake hands with a woman i wrap my other hand around it to give the impression of protection and warmth and such

 

only recently noticed i do this 

 

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fucking 6 sugars dave wtf

 

no wonder you were a tubby lad

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i was 10 stone then

 

i was only chubby for about 2 n a half years

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when i shake hands with a woman i wrap my other hand around it to give the impression of protection and warmth and such

 

kl

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when i shake hands with a woman i wrap my other hand around it to give the impression of protection and warmth and such

only recently noticed i do this

Thats kinda creepy still.

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when i shake hands with a woman i wrap my other hand around it to give the impression of protection and warmth and such

only recently noticed i do this

 

Thats kinda creepy still.

 

straight outta the lens playbook

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Definitely guilty of saying thank you too much..

 

Pop your card in... 'ok thank you'... and take your card... 'thanks'.... here you go.. 'thank you very much, bye'

 

Edit - And not forgetting the thank you when placing items down on the counter. 

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# 1 should be   pets area  part of your immediate  family

# 2 its rude to ask for salt,  pepper or sauce  before trying your food

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i think it should be rude to ask for salt/pepper afterwards. that way yr saying 'this food needs something extra it wasnt made right' instead of ' i need pepper on this if im going to eat it bro thats just who i am'

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when i shake hands with a woman i wrap my other hand around it to give the impression of protection and warmth and such

only recently noticed i do this

 

Thats kinda creepy still.

 

 

wouldnt expect less from this guy

 

nah m8

 

tress me

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:/

 

traditionaly the english like to eat salmon and cucumber sandwiiches

 

wich i allways used to hav as a child....or is tht a posh thing nt british idk

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Don't really relate to any of these

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How many times is that phwoar joke gonna get repeated? Its been knocking about since about 2006

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