BUMPA PAYOUT

[Thizz]

Haha. First time I was in over night and I had no matress.

 

 

Same as it was my first time being nicked I just went in and tried to get as comfy as possible on the rock hard bench.

 

When they come checked on me in the morning they was like where's your mat.

 

"Wheres my mat?" I said

 

 

[The Somalian]

I had some shitty matress kind of thing similar to what you use in promary school for gym. The food was dead. Philos was you rude when they nicked you? I told the guy who booked me in that he was c*nt. So they never booked me in until the morning. Just stayed up all night shouting at the top of my voice. Had baggy jeans on and cunts took my belt. 

[Marly Mar]

Last time I was in custody.. made man a banging Tikka Massalla and i got a fresh blanket from the pack tbh,only downside they took my birthday suit as evidence & i had to travel back to ends in plimsoles and white trackies pmsl.

[Guest 90210]

ive had lasagne food was sex ordered about 4 in 1 night calm

[dom dom bullets]

ive had lasagne food was sex ordered about 4 in 1 night calm

 

How are man getting lasagne? Was only given food once, and it was toast with no fucking butter and a small cup of water and to make it worse it came in one of these boxes which got me a bit haps until I opened it

 

 

[local]

Haha. First time I was in over night and I had no matress.

Same as it was my first time being nicked I just went in and tried to get as comfy as possible on the rock hard bench.

When they come checked on me in the morning they was like where's your mat.

"Wheres my mat?" I said

Pmsllllllll

[Thizz]

LOOOOOOOOOOL that box.

 

They give me some nasty beef hotpot with potatoes.

Was fucking butters.

[local]

only downside they took my birthday suit

Stole ur skin

[Lieutenant]

Never been in a cell gang bang bang

[Nidge Weasle]

I had some shitty matress kind of thing similar to what you use in promary school for gym. The food was dead. Philos was you rude when they nicked you? I told the guy who booked me in that he was c*nt. So they never booked me in until the morning. Just stayed up all night shouting at the top of my voice. Had baggy jeans on and cunts took my belt.

I was pinched for assaulting a police officer so yeah haha.

I managed to get a little bit of sleep in the end tho

[Wavant]

Haha. First time I was in over night and I had no matress.

Once I got nicked over in stevenage and f*ck me the cells were plush, bed was pretty comfy, had a toilet mirror sink etc and was given a choice of books to read

 

 

Haha. First time I was in over night and I had no matress.

 

 

Same as it was my first time being nicked I just went in and tried to get as comfy as possible on the rock hard bench.

 

When they come checked on me in the morning they was like where's your mat.

 

"Wheres my mat?" I said

 

 

 

 

ive had lasagne food was sex ordered about 4 in 1 night calm

 

How are man getting lasagne? Was only given food once, and it was toast with no f*cking butter and a small cup of water and to make it worse it came in one of these boxes which got me a bit haps until I opened it

 

 

 

LMFAOOO

[JLovely]

[Nidge Weasle]

who was it on here, who's friend went to visit another friend in prison and had a CS gas cannister on him :rofl:

[Marly Mar]

is cs gas classed as a firearm?

[Woodpecker]

Yes

[Nidge Weasle]

who was it on here, who's friend went to visit another friend in prison and had a CS gas cannister on him :rofl:

think it was Dan actually

[Sole]

Never been in a cell gang bang bang

Nah never been in a cell gang bang either

Been in a cell tho.

[dom dom bullets]

Lol

[Lieutenant]

Lool

[Woodpecker]

was mifd when i first read it