Things you got in trouble for at school

[The Somalian]

Can we clear this up Philos School pissed or College? 

[kurious]

threw a chair at a teacher

 

this, plus thinking i got away with it and going all through break and half of the next period happily. just heard the tanoy 'Elizabeth Cole Report to Head Office your mother is waiting to escort you off the premises.' my mum beat me in the office.

[The Somalian]

Unruly Pickney 

[Haze-e]

threw a chair at a teacher

this, plus thinking i got away with it and going all through break and half of the next period happily. just heard the tanoy 'Elizabeth Cole Report to Head Office your mother is waiting to escort you off the premises.' my mum beat me in the office.

Loooooooooooool. The pain.

[Supermalt]

primary - fought one fat c*nt and broke his rib. pops told me off in front of them and then bought me dixy 

 

secondary - let off fireworks, was one of the suspects but no one snitched

[Vtec]

In physics class Connected crocodile clip cables and plugging both male ends into two separate desktop plug sockets (the live bits) and pressing power on with a plastic rod. (I'm still alive)

Bb fishing guns shooting guys in legs.

Lynx spray and lighter blow torch fun in certain classes.

[Shadow]

I was good ..the skool i was at gt closed down cus it was shit used 2 play odds or evens 4 fags wid teachers n was alowed to chil in the libary listen to helter skelter tapes doin wordsearch alk day if u attendin skool u wud get tings 4 free like trip to maccys free hmv vouchers daytrips 4 free u didnt need 2 skive glad its closed down tho worst skool ever best ting was the dinner chips cheese turkey twizzlers hmm

[local]

product of britain's educational system ^^^^^

 

other than the standard boring shit ur all mentioning

 

3 of us got caught blazing by senior staff n wasnt aloud back until we'd been drugs counselling

 

i got suspended in 6 form for WATCHIN a fight

 

some arsehole youtube'd the fight

[Guest TRAGEDY]

product of britain's educational system ^^^^^

other than the standard boring sh*t ur all mentioning

3 of us got caught blazing by senior staff n wasnt aloud back until we'd been drugs counselling

i got suspended in 6 form for WATCHIN a fight

some arsehole youtube'd the fight

Wow blazing is so exciting..

[Fresh]

I nutmegged a yute dropped shoulder on him and he fell over. He chased me down and hacked my legs I grazed up my hand and put a hole in my trousers. I turn around and spark him and he tries to dodge it. I end up punching his Adam's apple. Ambulance came he was missing for half the term. Dinner lady snitched. 2 hour det.

One girl was a notorious theif and was on her last warning for going through people's blazers in the changing rooms. The main girl gang moved to her for it and she had no friends left in the school, but it was close to GCSE and she had some "fuck everyone ain't gonna see u in a month anyway" attitude. One break she went through my boys bag and found an ounce he was holding. She was shotting it around school that same day and when she got caught she snitched. The next day Feds and teachers were waiting at the gate to search my guy. They found whatever and he got expelled. She got suspended for two days. Even though from a legal perspective she got done for supply and he only got intent. School was in uproar at one stage a mob was supposed to travel to her yard. On the day she came back all the mandems names were called in assembly, head teacher tells us we were all banned from the playground because of her parents fear for her safety. Uproar again. I'm just in school minding my own business why should I be infracted. Before it eaculated she got wrapped outside the school gates and they put her in isolation.

[local]

product of britain's educational system ^^^^^

other than the standard boring sh*t ur all mentioning

3 of us got caught blazing by senior staff n wasnt aloud back until we'd been drugs counselling

i got suspended in 6 form for WATCHIN a fight

some arsehole youtube'd the fight

Wow blazing is so exciting..

 

it was more the fact they sent us to some dirty crackhead support place that makes the story

 

jus find goin over anonymous scraps u had as a kid is a bit cringey

 

i did find it interesting that a guy got killed in south africa tho so ur alright

 

made me want to go there less

[Sole]

Everyone was a bad man of course.

[JLovely]

threw a chair at a teacher

this, plus thinking i got away with it and going all through break and half of the next period happily. just heard the tanoy 'Elizabeth Cole Report to Head Office your mother is waiting to escort you off the premises.' my mum beat me in the office.

Loooooooooooool. The pain.

/

I was a goody two shoes...never got in trouble for anything.

[Woodpecker]

Too many,

Went eltham green two man up to rob people

Lol

Lucky I got out of that alive

[Nidge Weasle]

Can we clear this up Philos School pissed or College? 

year 10 and year 11

[The Somalian]

 Nutter

[YFSD]

Just minor things compared to most stuff like being put on report for flicking ink on the teachers skirt/top, throwing snowballs at teachers, cutting a girls hair.

 

Got kicked out of 6th form for poor attendance, punctuality and refusing to wear uniform

 

Same with college

[The Somalian]

damn report forgot about that bullshit 

[Lieutenant]

Set one youts pony tail on fire

Girls always used to cry over me as well then end up making up stories to the teachers and id get in trouble for that

[Benicio del Toney]

I was a goody two shoes...never got in trouble for anything.

 

lol this moretime, or so the teachers thought anyway.

 

 

Dunno why they held me in such high regard.

 

I remember I got put on report for an abysmal term and the Maths teacher said in front of the whole class that the entire staff room is in complete shock that Anthony is on report.

 

ffs, wanted the ground to swallow me up still.

[The Somalian]

Parents Evening>>>>>>>> 

[JLovely]

I was a goody two shoes...never got in trouble for anything.

lol this moretime, or so the teachers thought anyway.

Dunno why they held me in such high regard.

I remember I got put on report for an abysmal term and the Maths teacher said in front of the whole class that the entire staff room is in complete shock that Anthony is on report.

ffs, wanted the ground to swallow me up still.

[Michel Kane]

Cussed out one teacher in front of everybody, said she's butters & that's why she was so bitter. Told her she'd grow up old, alone, etc.

 

Was mad come to think of it.

[AwKwaRD]

Two I remember is calling a teacher a battyman and commenting on the best looking teachers arse which she heard

Mainly just talking in class.

[Skola]

general dumb shit

 

fireworks

 

fighting

 

oh the best thing was when a crowd gathered in the playground to watch a fight dropping a headless chicken (ttkk) and watching everybody scatter

 

got caught with a bunch of stolen dinner tickets the way they would gas you like "this could go on your PERMANENT RECORD" as if that shit will affect you getting into uni / employment