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Things that really annoy you revised 2013.

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What gets up your sleeves nowadays this thread had been done before but im sure some like myself get annoyed at newer things.

 

Top Top Annoyance is asking me for cigarettes one black budda at work constantly asking me for fags like my forehead reads gimp

Calling my name then not saying a word until I go to them mostly used by people inside your home

Security guards that make it obvious they are following you fuck sakes whats the point of looking at the loaf of bread if your cross eyed to stare at me

 

 

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The general behaviour of men in South London.

 

People who stand too close behind me in a queue.

 

Scorching coffee.

 

People who don't filter through traffic and sit to the bumper of the car infront as if their life depends on it. 

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tell you i realised fucking pisses me off today

 

when people rush onto empty train carriages to ensure they get a seat, esp when they start boarding before people have exited 

 

always women as well ffs, they LOVE to sit down 

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Communicating with eastern European men nh.

 

If they're all in a shop and i'm tryna get in asking them politely to move I get looked at like I just pulled my kaks down and done a dookie there and then.

 

Realized you just have to grunt and they understand this and will then move.

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The general behaviour of men in South London.

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Let's not kid ourselves Haze, South London is the Monkey breeding ground

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The general behaviour of men in South London.

 

People who stand too close behind me in a queue.

 

Scorching coffee.

 

People who don't filter through traffic and sit to the bumper of the car infront as if their life depends on it. 

 

FAM!!

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Said this recently in the venting thread, but people who comment that you always do something when you did it once or twice.

 

Cosign the rushing onto tube. I can understand, but never for when you have allocated seats e.g. train or exam hall.

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people that talk like theyre asking a question. fucking cunts.

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Saying excuse me whilst trying to get a buggy through and the person taking a tiny step forward like that's going to be enough.

Cab drivers

Hesitant sat nav drivers.

Loud black females.

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Fat people,

people who can not control their kids,

Junkies,

Camp gay men,

Muslims,

Jews,

Christians,

War Mongers,

Anti War protesters

Left wing Loonies

Right wing Bigots

Thun

Gambino

Spanish people

Russian People

Bangladeshi's

Australians

Ugly white girls who message me on facebook

Black girls who message me on facebook

Old people who are slow

Dog shit on the floor

School/college kids in the morning and afternoon

Pedophiles

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Mofos who stand very close to you to ask direction or questions.

people who spend too long at the cash machines. (Checking multiple cards)

People who ask for favors but also are impatient with a demanding tone.

People who seek bring ins on opportunities. But want you to lay the carpet and do the grafting for them.

miserable looking mug faces in london in general.

Loud black london chicks.

'Do you gym fam?' random person. What do you bench?

people who refer to africa as a country rather than a continent.

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Taking pictures of people on public transport

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Big fat African women who take all day to cross the fucking road after you have stopped for them and then don't say thank you but instead give you a look like you were responsible for everything shit in their life.

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:lol:

I normally find aunties smile and run really slowly especially when it comes to running for a bus.

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People queuing for a cash machine on the pavement but not leaving any space for pedestrians

People asking me what's wrong, I say nothing. They ask if I'm sure I say yes, they ask again. Jfjddjdjdjdjjdjdkdkd yes motherfucker now something's wrong ffs

People interrupting before my sentence is finished(90% of the time women)

Most things on twitter and insta

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People who overtake me or pull out infront of me and then go slow (car/foot)

Outside london people who live in london

Haters/c*ck blocks

People who watch my face

People who smile at me

Shop assistants who look at me with disgust because I had the audacity to walk in there empty shop whilst they were having some convo

People showing me pics of there kids all the fucking time

Asking me about something more then once

Yes that is my name and I'm positive its pronounced like that

People who cuss the dailymail and everything it stands for yet read the guardian like it aint the same thing from the otherside of the wall

Clueless football fans trying to invovle me in there conversations, nah mate I don't watch football I like cricket

People who make stupid assumptions

I'm broke gang but always out raving

How much did that cost? Crew

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Its people like u spoiling it,

People who don't say please or thank you

People who tip their change, 4.90 'five is good'

Well fucking obviously

People who don't tip at all, you can afford to come to a coffee bar that has service, can't be civilized and pay the service?

People who think repeating things or getting your attention makes things happen faster, your now on the slow list

People who order then go to the counter and re-order, then want to pay with card but don't want 2 transactions..... ......

Having real scummy lower class female coworkers with no manners. I will phlegm in your face

Actually spat in a customers drink a few days ago, not a proud moment

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Its people like u spoiling it,

People who don't say please or thank you

People who tip their change, 4.90 'five is good'

Well f*cking obviously

People who don't tip at all, you can afford to come to a coffee bar that has service, can't be civilized and pay the service?

People who think repeating things or getting your attention makes things happen faster, your now on the slow list

People who order then go to the counter and re-order, then want to pay with card but don't want 2 transactions..... ......

Having real scummy lower class female coworkers with no manners. I will phlegm in your face

Actually spat in a customers drink a few days ago, not a proud moment

Pmsl complains about manners but gives the shittest customer service.

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Bruv I swear on my sex life I give such a nice service, people are mad pleased with me I can honestly say I give the best, most professional, friendly waiter service in that place out of all the workers, boss included

Some people are just cunts, obviously the pay by card one could be a standard thing, but they will always be a c*nt about it

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