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Uncle Man

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Uncle man was once known for posting child porn and making disturbing threads

 

 

 

Looking to sue this guy for Libel, slander and defamation of character, what kind of ballpark figure reperations do you think i could go for here, bearing in mind i could easily get lynch mobbed for the former and have my work on this forum brought into question by the latter

 

Can anyone confirm either of these accusations in connection with the Uncle Man username? 

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Lol best laugh I've had all day

I suggest u go and save some money for a lawyer first

Lol fucking hell man said sue for libel

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that's a serious allegation ur making brah its in the public interest that you show your evidence

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Lol man said looking to sue

Bro are you still looking to sue or u carmd down now bruh?

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:rofl:

Man wrote fao legal department of vip2 forum yakna

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it was 2 posts after Yours, and directly related to Your comment. so yes. 

 

although, on behalf of Woodpecker's legal department, also paying me, in the post, he wrote "Uncle man" with a lower case M, unlike the VIP2 user Uncle Man, who has an upper case M for man. If he never used his exact internet pseudonym, it cannot be proven Woodpecker was addressing the plaintiff in the quote provided. 

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Lmao nothing can be proven anyway, its a fucking internet forum. It can't be proven I wrote that, nevermind how this will affect 'uncle mans' online persona etc

I'm still creasing the guy thought he could sue someone for slander, some random black molester aint suing no-one for slander and gettin paid, for the simple fact you aint got no revenue forr me to affect

What an absolute plumb. However yes uncle man/ convicted child molester

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However yes uncle man/ convicted child molester

still lower case. well played

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A man was worried then secured Lens as his defence counsel and starts talking wild again.

Good stuff.

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my client is willing to settle out of court if You can provide proof of loss of earnings, or by other means prove the financial cost of this "defamation of character"

 

alternatively, since You're after a quick payday, can I recommend You sue for £5000 or less, so we can deal with this quickly in the small claims division?

 

the records will show that You threatened to sue, in the public domain, without first contacting the plaintiff for an out of court settlement.

 

this is costing my client investment opportunities, as potential investors don't want to invest with pending court cases, and their media coverage, which may be harmful to business reputation. 

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Lmao Uncle Man the nonce tryna flip it into a joke

This aint no joke bro, ima sue you for threatening to sue

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Lmao Uncle Man the nonce tryna flip it into a joke

This aint no joke bro, ima sue you for threatening to sue

and offer an out of court settlement, which currently stands at £65,000, and admitting via video which we are free to use for profitable and non-profitable causes that Woodpecker never slandered You or defamed Your character. 

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Social was opting for a low key comeback but has fallen into a kafkaesque legal wrangle

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gone to the library with the paralegal (blonde with glasses) to look up cases to which we will need to refer. 

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i will come back to this case but i just heard a rumour that some jews are still getting gassed in 2013 and i have to notify the UN as an urgent priority

 

brb

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Good work Dr, that's exactly the kind of team spirit we need. We will save grandads farm at all costs!

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