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90% of all Koalas have the STD chlamydia

 

Your mobile has a 1 in 5 chance to contain fecal matter

 

Your kitchen sink, ATM, desk, mobile phone contains more bacteria than your toilet seat

 

Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil.

 

Woodpecker is the worst internet troll of all time

 

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

 

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.

 

A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.

 

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

 

Woodpecker would not survive outside his internet bubble

 

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

 

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

 

You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath. Woodpecker achieve success by walking on the motorway

 

Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food!

 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

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How to tell the difference between a cake a biscuit.

 

A cake goes hard when it spoils

 

A biscuit goes soft.

 

 

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A Penguin bar is just a bourbon biscuit covered in chocolate.

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

 

What you talking bout?

 

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

 

:/

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

 

What you talking bout?

 

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

 

:/

 

He meant this

 

Job Title: Director, founder - 7kpa tax free

 

Marketing Assistant - 20kpa tax free

 

Barrista - 65kpa 10% tax

 

mad when u look at it like that and still see how you need more

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A person would have to fly on average once a day every day for 22,000 years before they would die in a U.S. commercial airplane accident according to recent accident rates

 

Probably even less when you think UK planes

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A surprising 1 for a lot of people is when they find out a raisin is just a dried grape.

 

Be honest who didn't know?

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A surprising 1 for a lot of people is when they find out a raisin is just a dried grape.

 

Be honest who didn't know?

 

Me.

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1.7 billion coca cola products are consumed a day

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More like a rotten grape. Shits disgusting.

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

 

What you talking bout?

 

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

 

:/

 

A barista is someone who works in a coffee shop mate

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More like a rotten grape. Shits disgusting.

 

truss, dunno why they put em in muffins 

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

 

What you talking bout?

 

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

 

:/

 

A barista is someone who works in a coffee shop mate

 

Aint gonna lie....I didnt know that myself hahaha

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

 

What you talking bout?

 

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

 

:/

 

A barista is someone who works in a coffee shop mate

LMAOO Tears

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LMAO GUYS Looking like ..swear 65k is calm for working in law :rofl:

 

 

BAR-REE-STA is the pronounciation

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lool

 

This is why these threads are necessary.

 

Not about getting mugged off in the restaurant.

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista?

What you talking bout?

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

:/

A barista is someone who works in a coffee shop mate

LMAOO Tears

:lol: dem wans

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If you take out your camera phone and set it to take a picture, then point a remote control directly to the camera whilst pressing buttons on it, you will be able to see the actual light signals (something the naked eye cannot see) coming out of the IR.

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woodpecker did u say in the other thread that u earn 60kpa as a barista? 

 

What you talking bout?

 

He said in works in a coffee shop couple weeks ago and was posting stories of drawing women who come in..

 

:/

 

A barista is someone who works in a coffee shop mate

 

Aint gonna lie....I didnt know that myself hahaha

 

Trust

 

Going on like its some common knowledge 

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then why are you disputing it if you don't know what it means lol 

 

it's only a google away, it's not difficult, save you looking like a cum truncheon n'all

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