Them awkward situations......

[Yeshua]

when you are sitting on your own on the train with nobody near you so you think it is safe to fart, then next thing you know some random comes to sit down and you know they can smell di odor  

 

[Yeshua]

when ur bedjin calls a chick off ur phone and man asks you to delete it after 

 

This post.

[Yeshua]

When you've got not tissue, and a runny nose on a packed train.

[darkman]

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[darkman]

when ur bedjin calls a chick off ur phone and man asks you to delete it after 

 

This post.

 

More time your bredrin deletes it before he gives the phone back tbh

[Fresh To Death]

Don't get that tbh

Why on earth do ur boys think ur gonna ring up a random ting

Mine will just leave it and not say a word about it cos we know

[Heero Yuy]

Best one is running for your life to catch the train and the door closes just as you approach it.

Thats why I dont bother running anymore I just laugh at people that try and fail

Awkward tryna style it out as well

see this on a daily basis, shit never gets old seeing people slam against the door then looking at ticket inspector like

Man calmly blows his whistle and then cuts

You have your headphones in on the bus and you see an assoiscate jump on and starts talking to you so you take your headphones out and then he stops now ur unsure whether to put them back in ur ears or not..

Djdjdjfkdkwhahahahakdksjskdld

THIS!

But at gym not on the bus

Happens all the time

!!

Having to finish that last set in a akward silence

[Mic Man]

Don't get that tbh

Why on earth do ur boys think ur gonna ring up a random ting

Mine will just leave it and not say a word about it cos we know

Alie. if anyone said that I'd just plainface and change the subject

[PascalMoriarty]

The awkward shuffle when you walk past someone you recognise and neither of you are sure whether its a linger and catch up unwillingly type sitch or a nod and keep it moving... then one stops while the others pace indicates they intended to walk past.

[Simply D]

When you've got not tissue, and a runny nose on a packed train.

 

aaahhhhh got caught slipping lkke this not too long ago.

my nose was fine at home

it was fine on the ride to the station

it was fine while on the platform...

literally 5mins into train journey, c*nt wants to turn into niagra falls

 

all respect I had built up with the regulars on the train diminished with every slow drip of mucus that came out...sniffing wasnt helping shit...wanted to draw for the sleeve on a primary school flex

[seven]

When your talking to a ting and you unknowingly have white bits around your lips

[Thizz]

Only faggots get white bits at the side of there mouth.

[seven]

The awkward shuffle when you walk past someone you recognise and neither of you are sure whether its a linger and catch up unwillingly type sitch or a nod and keep it moving... then one stops while the others pace indicates they intended to walk past.

[seven]

Only faggots get white bits at the side of there mouth.

[Bobby Reds]

When your with a ting in bed

And your belly starts making mad sounds

!!!!!!!!!!

[Lieutenant]

Only faggots get white bits at the side of there mouth.

:rofl: :rofl:

Chloe>>>>

[JOHN DOE]

You know you're f*cked in the head when 90210 hits you with logical truths

!

 

whats even worse is that the guy posd this post

 

fools gon fool

[Guest 90210]

When your with a ting in bed

And your belly starts making mad sounds

!!!!!!!!!!

then they say... 'oh someones hungry'

 

na i need to fart u no...¬_¬

[Yoshie]

Yeah belly rumbles anywhere silent is fucked, cinema/office/meeting/test.

Worst thing is when you leave, everyone knows your just doing so to fart

[Frank.]

When your with a ting in bed

And your belly starts making mad sounds

!!!!!!!!!!

 

I just style it out with a "yeah im fuckin hungry" glazing over the fact that my stomachs brewing up a massive fart.

[Skola]

when you try and sidestep a stranger but you both simultaneously step to the same side

 

so you go to step to the opposide side but so do they and its like some weird type of dance for a second

[Guest 90210]

i can see a mile away someone walking in my direction... yet when we get closer they choose to go on the same side to me and do a line dance

[O Fenomeno]

When you know too much info but don't want to get sued

[Frank.]

 

When your with a ting in bed

And your belly starts making mad sounds

!!!!!!!!!!

then they say... 'oh someones hungry'

 

na i need to fart u no...¬_¬

 

 

lol didnt see this.

 

but yeah 

[R1.]

when you try and sidestep a stranger but you both simultaneously step to the same side

 

so you go to step to the opposide side but so do they and its like some weird type of dance for a second

 

lol gotta claim your side from early