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The EPL's worst forwards

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There are some truly woeful (Was gonna say strikers but they're not) forwards in the premier league, but which ones make you think "How the hell are you earning that much?"

 

To follow will be "The EPL's worst midfielders", "The EPL's worst defenders, and "The EPL's worst Keepers".

 

So name your starting forwards for the worst team in the EPL.

 

Since he's on screen right now, I'll name Jozy Altidore. He'd probably score a truck load in a sunday league team but does he even score?

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Wilbraham at Palace. Barely played this season and for good reason.

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If Altidore was banging in Holland no wonder Philos said he reckon he'd get double figures in Eredivisie.

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cameron FUCKING!!!! jermone

 

top selected forward by a long shot

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Welbeck

 

Aint you got Agboncantscore in your team 

 

 

Killed you on Saturday

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This is a subject I feel strongly about

Bare fast/strong fucking shitters

Jerome

Altidore

Anichebe

Agnonlahor

Cole

These man need to fuck off and play rugby league

Make me sick

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Although in recent seasons Gabby has become a much better footballer, no longer a simple head down, kick, ball, run merchant.

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This is a subject I feel strongly about

Bare fast/strong f*cking shitters

Jerome

Altidore

Anichebe

Agnonlahor

Cole

These man need to f*ck off and play rugby league

Make me sick

 

Bit harsh to put gabby in there..While I agree with the others, I also see the value of such players

 

although they aren't clinical and don't have good 1st touches - they all bring an awful lot to the side

 

Anichebe was outstanding last season, Cole has been a handful all his career

 

Unfortunately they have been fast-tracked because of their physical prowess and missed out on improving technically (the basics)

 

I hate walters but as a coach/manager i'd pick him 7/10 over pennant

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Gabby is a handful, speed for fucking days and great persistence, he will trouble the best defenders around.

 

That along with out of the blue moments of magic make him a decent option.

 

Cole is a much better footballer than he has shown in the last 5 years, he must be 1 of them soft in the head guys, talent but no confidence it looks like.

 

Borini is pretty pants imo, I know he got a few at Roma last season but everytime I watch him I get infuriated.

 

Anichebe should be fly half for Warrington Wolves.

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Wilbraham at Palace. Barely played this season and for good reason.

Scored today for bristol city

 

found his level

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scored a couple last season but still for his overall time in the prem, chamakh

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Was telling guys from time Beckford was better than Hooper.

 

Lol @ Hooper and Wolfswinkle last season.

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