Spelling, Grammar & Punctuation

[Seydou]

Poetry? He said spelling, he didn't say creative writing.

 

That notwithstanding, I'm a 10.

On that subject, why are your 'y's in capital sometimes?

[Mr. Martinez]

I'm sure i wrote literary

 

anyway, point stands.

 

People that are 10, by my definition would be perfect at spelling, grammar and punctuation.

 

I will say everyone apart from Malika knows the difference between their and they're. But not perfect I'm afraid. No-way.

[Grafter]

yea there's bare poet laureate's inna dis

 

you are probably just one of those people that have low standards and low expectations for whatever reason

maybe your surroundings. Just because people around you are 5-6 and you consider yourself a unique 10...doesn't mean you are unique

[Yoshie]

Poetry? He said spelling, he didn't say creative writing.

 

That notwithstanding, I'm a 10.

On that subject, why are your 'y's in capital sometimes?

Puts caps for 'You'

And said he's a 10.

[Fresh]

Written 9. Oral 4.

[Mr. Martinez]

 

yea there's bare poet laureate's inna dis

 

you are probably just one of those people that have low standards and low expectations for whatever reason

maybe your surroundings. Just because people around you are 5-6 and you consider yourself a unique 10...doesn't mean you are unique

 

 

Ey..?

 

Missing the point love. 

[Woodpecker]

@Martinez

 

the capitalization of nouns in his posts reeks of trollery, it worked because it's highly annoying to read

[Lens]

^^^ Pronoun*

 

And yes, Woodpecker has pointed out how intentional that recurring grammatical error of mine is. 

 

That is intentional, I am still able to write grammatically correctly, should I opt to do so. 

 

Hope this reaches You well, much obliged, Lens

[The Somalian]

[The Infamous]

Smart Lens>>>>

[Lens]

Read back through my posts and tell me about my grammar when You find an error

 

I present exhibits A-C: the opening posts of my previous 3 threads:

 

A: http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/80805-goal-before-or-just-after-half-time/#entry3025242

B: http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/80686-shes-giving-head-but-not-enjoying/#entry3016739

C: http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/80588-sadism-masochism-thread/#entry3010048

 

I had no idea this thread would be created at the time of making those. 

[RaiKkoNen]

10.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

10

 

English Language a-level 

 

[ag.]

I was a 10 long before the age of 10.

[RaiKkoNen]

10

 

English Language a-level 

 

Did you get an A though? Not about being mediocre out here brah.

[The Infamous]

10

English Language a-level

that dont mean shit breh i got a B 5 marks off a A at a-level and my writing aint nutting spesh

[Davicious X]

I'd say something in the 7/8 range. 

 

Still working towards so much writing successes so I do aim for it to be as good as possible, but there's always room for improvement. 

[Lens]

The grammar isn't the whole A Level You know.

 

They want critical analysis, creative writing, comprehension.

 

You need to give presentations as Your spoken English is judged.

[ag.]

best way to improve spelling/punctuation is to get into the habit of reading whatever shit's around you/you can find, (books, newspapers, certain sites), cos that stuff's edited. you naturally take in all the rules anyway i think unless you're dyslexic or that typa stuff

[Lens]

Can't cosign that enough. On the train to work, or any public transport journey, You should be reading a novel or newspaper regularly. 

 

That's also why I insist on reading to my 1 year old daughter who has no idea what the fuck the Hunger Caterpillar is doing, or any reason to care.

 

She must get into reading and making her enjoy it from early is the way. 

[PopT]

Can't cosign that enough. On the train to work, or any public transport journey, You should be reading a novel or newspaper regularly. 

 

That's also why I insist on reading to my 1 year old daughter who has no idea what the f*ck the Hunger Caterpillar is doing, or any reason to care.

 

She must get into reading and making her enjoy it from early is the way. 

 

 

Cosign

[Lens]

There's a reason Lynch and his kin didn't let slaves learn to read and punished those who could (with death). 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

10

 

You lot might know about commas and fullstops but syntax etc?

 

Hmmm 

[Lens]

I gave myself a 10, so please give an example from one of my posts, where I'm trying to articulate a point, and You find an issue with my syntax. 

[8BALL]

10.

Completed a degree involving heavy reading & writing from a good London Uni.