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Who did you lose your virginity to?

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How was it for you if you remember (you should)

Do you still speak to the person or maybe it's your partner now!!?

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For me I was 17 nearly 18 so a late starter! Was a girl from round my area that I had been linking for a while. She had already slept with a few boys and would always drop hints that she wanted to beat but I was nervous lol - anyway one time when we was at mine she just put it on me, she ended up going on top and rode me for about 7 mins then that was it.

She's still on my Facebook now - haven't seen her for yrs but if we did we cool!!

Oh yeah the reason why I was so nervous is because I could of beat on my 16th bday - but I flopped so bad and couldn't get it in .....(didn't know what I was doing)

Anyway.....now I'm the man!

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Your mum

It was sloppy.

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Lol

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Anyway I want some replys lets just put behind us that topic I made about ur mum - I only used u as urs was the first name that came into my head nothing personal bro. X

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i dont even remember, i can just about remember the last 2 girls i slept with.

 

memory is terrible think its all the knocks ive received to my head.

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Lol

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Anyway I want some replys lets just put behind us that topic I made about ur mum - I only used u as urs was the first name that came into my head nothing personal bro. X

what topic about my mum??

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mine was a known hood whore 

 

newham heads should know - leticia 

 

i cared not i just needed that nut out at that time

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a bosh when i was 13

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mine was awful.

 

shagged this bird who was pure filth it was like being in a porn scene, now if this happend today lovely jubley id be all over it. but back then ... i had no idea what i was doing. it was intense!  almost cried when we went doggy as i was knackerd and couldnt get it in

 

 

*shudders*

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Girlfriemd, on the evening of my 16th birthday started after seeing UTD beat Middlesborough 2-1 on MOTD.

Made it back for the end of the show, shit was quick.

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a bosh when i was 13

letica?

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13 yr old jenneh from blackburn

 

it was a glorious summer of 2004 in the french countryside

 

i was buzzed as fuck, drinking warm cans from stashed crates and blazing biffs from an 8th i smuggled over

 

i was sat with a conglomerate of random european tourist kids we'd met playin footy / whatever else kids did before iphones

 

jenny came n joined us, bein generally loud with her husky northern voice with her fat older sister in tow

 

she was a slim blonde rowdy northern bosh with braces, perk little titties n a hench bush

 

i ended up fingerin her that night while her sister n some lads watched

 

few nights down the line, we went back to her tent thing that was off the side of her caravan to do the deed

 

i'd never put a jonny on before n ended up wacking it on without even pullin my foreskin back

 

had no idea i'm meant to warm a bird up so i force my way through her clammy jungle of pubes n right in

 

she was clearly in agony for the duration, i can jus about make out her face crying in the darkness but i'm just thinkin about goin home n tellin the lads

 

after a few minutes of awkward drunken shuffling she calls it quits n i have to finish myself off in the bushes

 

few nights later she dropped some french lad n we got chased out the park n onto some train tracks

 

msn n phonecalls kept the love goin for a few months after the holiday but it jus fizzled out

 

came back n told the lads i smashed her to bits obviously

 

when she rang me they would all shout JENNEH down the phone

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13 yr old jenneh from blackburn

 

it was a glorious summer of 2004 in the french countryside

 

i was buzzed as f*ck, drinking warm cans from stashed crates and blazing biffs from an 8th i smuggled over

 

i was sat with a conglomerate of random european tourist kids we'd met playin footy / whatever else kids did before iphones

 

jenny came n joined us, bein generally loud with her husky northern voice with her fat older sister in tow

 

she was a slim blonde rowdy northern bosh with braces, perk little titties n a hench bush

 

i ended up fingerin her that night while her sister n some lads watched

 

few nights down the line, we went back to her tent thing that was off the side of her caravan to do the deed

 

i'd never put a jonny on before n ended up wacking it on without even pullin my foreskin back

 

had no idea i'm meant to warm a bird up so i force my way through her clammy jungle of pubes n right in

 

she was clearly in agony for the duration, i can jus about make out her face crying in the darkness but i'm just thinkin about goin home n tellin the lads

 

after a few minutes of awkward drunken shuffling she calls it quits n i have to finish myself off in the bushes

 

few nights later she dropped some french lad n we got chased out the park n onto some train tracks

 

msn n phonecalls kept the love goin for a few months after the holiday but it jus fizzled out

 

came back n told the lads i smashed her to bits obviously

 

when she rang me they would all shout JENNEH down the phone

 

brb googling

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Girlfriend from school, lost it when I was 16. Was giving her a good rogering for about 45 mins then just got out her. No buss

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13 yr old jenneh from blackburn

 

it was a glorious summer of 2004 in the french countryside

 

i was buzzed as fuck, drinking warm cans from stashed crates and blazing biffs from an 8th i smuggled over

 

i was sat with a conglomerate of random european tourist kids we'd met playin footy / whatever else kids did before iphones

 

jenny came n joined us, bein generally loud with her husky northern voice with her fat older sister in tow

 

she was a slim blonde rowdy northern bosh with braces, perk little titties n a hench bush

 

i ended up fingerin her that night while her sister n some lads watched

 

few nights down the line, we went back to her tent thing that was off the side of her caravan to do the deed

 

i'd never put a jonny on before n ended up wacking it on without even pullin my foreskin back

 

had no idea i'm meant to warm a bird up so i force my way through her clammy jungle of pubes n right in

 

she was clearly in agony for the duration, i can jus about make out her face crying in the darkness but i'm just thinkin about goin home n tellin the lads

 

after a few minutes of awkward drunken shuffling she calls it quits n i have to finish myself off in the bushes

 

few nights later she dropped some french lad n we got chased out the park n onto some train tracks

 

msn n phonecalls kept the love goin for a few months after the holiday but it jus fizzled out

 

came back n told the lads i smashed her to bits obviously

 

when she rang me they would all shout JENNEH down the phone

 

Them Viz Magazine editor picks there

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my half aff and irish girl, she was bad. i didnt do her justice atorr

 

that bish loved me vipers, silly for sacking her

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a bosh when i was 13

letica?

 

who that

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Worst beat ever, year 11, free house, p*ssy was too tight

First girlfriend

Didn't buss with her for about three months

Making me angry again just thinking about it

Weak puss game

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13 yr old jenneh from blackburn

it was a glorious summer of 2004 in the french countryside

i was buzzed as f*ck, drinking warm cans from stashed crates and blazing biffs from an 8th i smuggled over

i was sat with a conglomerate of random european tourist kids we'd met playin footy / whatever else kids did before iphones

jenny came n joined us, bein generally loud with her husky northern voice with her fat older sister in tow

she was a slim blonde rowdy northern bosh with braces, perk little titties n a hench bush

i ended up fingerin her that night while her sister n some lads watched

few nights down the line, we went back to her tent thing that was off the side of her caravan to do the deed

i'd never put a jonny on before n ended up wacking it on without even pullin my foreskin back

had no idea i'm meant to warm a bird up so i force my way through her clammy jungle of pubes n right in

she was clearly in agony for the duration, i can jus about make out her face crying in the darkness but i'm just thinkin about goin home n tellin the lads

after a few minutes of awkward drunken shuffling she calls it quits n i have to finish myself off in the bushes

few nights later she dropped some french lad n we got chased out the park n onto some train tracks

msn n phonecalls kept the love goin for a few months after the holiday but it jus fizzled out

came back n told the lads i smashed her to bits obviously

when she rang me they would all shout JENNEH down the phone

you do realise that doesn't actually count

right?

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i cant actually believe ive banged a girl and it literally felt like my d*ck was pressing against a brick wall

 

that sensation/that feeling... i i i i just couldnt believe it..

 

 

next day i went and bought baby oil because i was so frustrated at why i couldnt fucking enter the tightest puss of all time

 

 

slobbered it all over my d*ck and her puss and forced my way in

 

 

ohhh gaaaash what a feeling

 

 

it was like someone was using their palm of their hands and sliding it tight across your face cheeks

 

 

lmfao

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13 yr old jenneh from blackburn

it was a glorious summer of 2004 in the french countryside

i was buzzed as f*ck, drinking warm cans from stashed crates and blazing biffs from an 8th i smuggled over

i was sat with a conglomerate of random european tourist kids we'd met playin footy / whatever else kids did before iphones

jenny came n joined us, bein generally loud with her husky northern voice with her fat older sister in tow

she was a slim blonde rowdy northern bosh with braces, perk little titties n a hench bush

i ended up fingerin her that night while her sister n some lads watched

few nights down the line, we went back to her tent thing that was off the side of her caravan to do the deed

i'd never put a jonny on before n ended up wacking it on without even pullin my foreskin back

had no idea i'm meant to warm a bird up so i force my way through her clammy jungle of pubes n right in

she was clearly in agony for the duration, i can jus about make out her face crying in the darkness but i'm just thinkin about goin home n tellin the lads

after a few minutes of awkward drunken shuffling she calls it quits n i have to finish myself off in the bushes

few nights later she dropped some french lad n we got chased out the park n onto some train tracks

msn n phonecalls kept the love goin for a few months after the holiday but it jus fizzled out

came back n told the lads i smashed her to bits obviously

when she rang me they would all shout JENNEH down the phone

you do realise that doesn't actually count

right?

 

 

it counted in my heart

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I peaked late still, came through like Luca Toni.

 

Moved to one ting in the dance, must have been about 18 at the time, I was waved out of my face, I must have said to her come outside with me. I had no idea what I was doing, took her to one alley way where they found some geezers fingers a few weeks prior. Laid her down softly on a piece of cardboard and broke through like line like Crespo of 2000. Literally a few minutes later I feel a twinge and a shooting pain, banjo snapped, blood everywhere.

 

That Woodgate Real Madrid debut

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