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Jus leaving for the airport in a bit. I decided im going to blog my world cup stories. Stay tuned lads its gunna be fucking BANTER!!! LADS ON TOUR OIOIOI!!!!

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haha enjoy geez

 

the snapchat at the airport killed me

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Cheers phil.. Having a big link up with all the casuals. Will look out for some of your QPR faces.

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hopefully it will be all good mate, but u know qpr and chelsea..... could kick off

 

have a great trip and smuggle me back some brazilian shine

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Wanna see some pics.

Need to experience the atmosphere at a WC, looks amazing.

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What a few days its been boys. Aint even slept yet, the chang out here is the bollocks. I thought shine over here was good, this blows it all out the fuckin water. Cant feel my face n my heart is beating like fuck.

First day out there my pal dave marriner(jasons nephew) met up with a couple of the charlton mob, top top lads. Always game n up for a ruck but always gents after n will be the first to get a round in. Anyway, there topboy smithy, hes had a fucking mare out here. We were couple streets away from arena amazonia, manaus, and a brass comes up to him asking if he fancies it. Hes got the horn cos he popped a couple viagra earlier so he agrees. Goes down n alley, sticks his hands up its skirt to feel her jack n danny and he only finds a cory up there. He came out looking like he'd seen a ghost. We laughed like a fucking drain. He went appy but eventually saw the banter side to it.

Later on in the eve we run into a couple of the zulus(birmingham firm) and decide to have a few paul wellers wiv em. The old boys were talking about the combat 18 days n some of the birningham lot wernt happy, but its all water off a ducks back now n no1 got offended. Anyway, we see a couple juventus boys who were with the mob that ambushed us back in 2012. Only about 4 of them so we steam right into him. I do one over the cannister with a bottle then stab the c*nt in his boat and kick fuck out of em. Suddenly it all goes tits up n about 50 italy fans come at us. We were aving it out with em then i copped a sneaky right hander n almost went down. It was starting to look a bit tits up but all of a sudden one eyed baz the zulu warrior came charging out. If you aint heard bout this c*nt, look him up. Proper nawty heavy duty geazer. Anyway, this c*nt is the equivalent to about 20 geazers. Hes a machine. Done about 5 of em and suddenly the tables had once again turned. Then out of nowhere old bill come along with fire cannons so we had to scarper. What a fucking night. Buzzing(literally) for the game later. Will fill you lot in on the banter tomorrow. THERE WILL DEFO BE AGG. All the best, chelsea jack.

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That zulu bazs twitter says he's in England

Almost feel for some of it

Good read none the less

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I swear all the real casuals have too hand over their passports every time England plays away.

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Too throw the old bill off the trail. Hes banned from travelling abroad to watch england cos of what hes done in the past. Couple chelsea boys have had to do similar stuff.

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Great stuff, looking forward to this

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alright mate, u met the qpr northolt lot yet? them boys are fucking mad. their staying near your digs.

 

that brummie geezers a headcase, shame whats happend to brum. we fucking spanked them this year, dropping all over the floor

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didnt know they had virgin media in brazil

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Good read :lol:

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Pmsl.

What is this hoax

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didnt know they had virgin media in brazil

:lol:

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alright mate, u met the qpr northolt lot yet? them boys are f*cking mad. their staying near your digs.

 

that brummie geezers a headcase, shame whats happend to brum. we f*cking spanked them this year, dropping all over the floor

 

the answer to your question is yes old phil boy

 

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Been a while since last update lads, i aint had the time to post. Last few days have been top drawer stuff, you wouldnt believe the stunts we've pulled. Day of the england match i met up with two of your top boys, Northolt Peter and Black Herol. Fuckin love Herol to bits, shame he's QPR, we could do with more geazers like him down the bridge. One of the blacks you can proper ave a laugh wiv you know, not one of them boring cunts who cant take a joke. I call a spade a spade, don't mean 'MAN IZ A RACIST BLUD'. Herol gets all that and gives it back, both barrels. Top top fella.

 

Anyway, it kicked off big time on sat before the england game. Couple black lads from london were running around in brazil shirts shouting their mouths off about how Herol was an uncle tom for running with us. We werent having them talk to our Herol like that, he decked one of them and then we all backed him up proper and turned the cunts over. We left em with plenty of mars bars and literally cut em to fucking ribbons. Dont ever call us headhunters or the qpr lot racist, we look after our blacks. 

 

Anyway, the game itself was fucking nuts. I was off me head, screaming for the boys at the top of me lungs. Some of the chants we made up were the bollocks. Such as "You can stick your spag bol up your arse" and "I'd rather be a a paki than a spic." After the game we were rucking with a few of the ultras in the amazon rainforest, it was like something out of fucking rambo. All of us charged up out of our nuts, hiding behind trees ambushing the italian cunts we lured into the forest. How we did it was smart as fuck. We sent Herol out there to lump one of AC Milan's top boys and then run into the forest. Obviously we got Herol to do it cos in fairness to you black boys, one thing you can do is run. We lured about 50 of em in and kicked the absolute c*nt out of em.

 

Sunday we took it easy cos it had been a nawty last couple of days. Jus chilled at a bar and got hold of a couple of colombian sorts. They had arses like one of youngs horses n were partial to a bit of marching powder. Proper slosh pots. Shouts out to woodpecker, met his peruvian connect out there and chilled with a few of the cartel boys. Sorted us out with a load of high end bugle. Honestly, dont ever call that lad a liar again, he's the real deal like evander fucking holyfield. We didnt crack on with that gear till monday tho. But, as you can probably guess, yesterday was fucking mental mate. We ended up looting a few of the designer clothes outlets out there, you should see some of the clobber me and the boys are in at the moment. Everyone wants to know where we got it from, all the local sorts are on us like flies round shit cos they know us cockney boys have dough and know how to have a laugh.

 

Aint much else of note happened so far, but when it does i will report back to ya. If you got any questions, feel free to ask and i'll do me best to answer. All the best, Chelsea Jack. X

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After the game we were rucking with a few of the ultras in the amazon rainforest, it was like something out of f*cking rambo. All of us charged up out of our nuts, hiding behind trees ambushing the italian cunts we lured into the forest. 

Pmsl

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Hahahahahahaha

Yeah spoke to herrols nephew the other day, said its been naughty as fuck

Keep us updated pal

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Hahahahahahaha

Yeah spoke to herrols nephew the other day, said its been naughty as f*ck

Keep us updated pal

 

who black jimmy?

 

hes a fucking boy.. we all need to link up next season for when the west ham pikeys come west

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