Pmsl.
What is this hoax
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Pmsl.
What is this hoax
didnt know they had virgin media in brazil
alright mate, u met the qpr northolt lot yet? them boys are f*cking mad. their staying near your digs.
that brummie geezers a headcase, shame whats happend to brum. we f*cking spanked them this year, dropping all over the floor
the answer to your question is yes old phil boy
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Been a while since last update lads, i aint had the time to post. Last few days have been top drawer stuff, you wouldnt believe the stunts we've pulled. Day of the england match i met up with two of your top boys, Northolt Peter and Black Herol. Fuckin love Herol to bits, shame he's QPR, we could do with more geazers like him down the bridge. One of the blacks you can proper ave a laugh wiv you know, not one of them boring cunts who cant take a joke. I call a spade a spade, don't mean 'MAN IZ A RACIST BLUD'. Herol gets all that and gives it back, both barrels. Top top fella.
Anyway, it kicked off big time on sat before the england game. Couple black lads from london were running around in brazil shirts shouting their mouths off about how Herol was an uncle tom for running with us. We werent having them talk to our Herol like that, he decked one of them and then we all backed him up proper and turned the cunts over. We left em with plenty of mars bars and literally cut em to fucking ribbons. Dont ever call us headhunters or the qpr lot racist, we look after our blacks.
Anyway, the game itself was fucking nuts. I was off me head, screaming for the boys at the top of me lungs. Some of the chants we made up were the bollocks. Such as "You can stick your spag bol up your arse" and "I'd rather be a a paki than a spic." After the game we were rucking with a few of the ultras in the amazon rainforest, it was like something out of fucking rambo. All of us charged up out of our nuts, hiding behind trees ambushing the italian cunts we lured into the forest. How we did it was smart as fuck. We sent Herol out there to lump one of AC Milan's top boys and then run into the forest. Obviously we got Herol to do it cos in fairness to you black boys, one thing you can do is run. We lured about 50 of em in and kicked the absolute c*nt out of em.
Sunday we took it easy cos it had been a nawty last couple of days. Jus chilled at a bar and got hold of a couple of colombian sorts. They had arses like one of youngs horses n were partial to a bit of marching powder. Proper slosh pots. Shouts out to woodpecker, met his peruvian connect out there and chilled with a few of the cartel boys. Sorted us out with a load of high end bugle. Honestly, dont ever call that lad a liar again, he's the real deal like evander fucking holyfield. We didnt crack on with that gear till monday tho. But, as you can probably guess, yesterday was fucking mental mate. We ended up looting a few of the designer clothes outlets out there, you should see some of the clobber me and the boys are in at the moment. Everyone wants to know where we got it from, all the local sorts are on us like flies round shit cos they know us cockney boys have dough and know how to have a laugh.
Aint much else of note happened so far, but when it does i will report back to ya. If you got any questions, feel free to ask and i'll do me best to answer. All the best, Chelsea Jack. X
After the game we were rucking with a few of the ultras in the amazon rainforest, it was like something out of f*cking rambo. All of us charged up out of our nuts, hiding behind trees ambushing the italian cunts we lured into the forest.
Pmsl
Hahahahahahaha
Yeah spoke to herrols nephew the other day, said its been naughty as fuck
Keep us updated pal
Hahahahahahaha
Yeah spoke to herrols nephew the other day, said its been naughty as f*ck
Keep us updated pal
who black jimmy?
hes a fucking boy.. we all need to link up next season for when the west ham pikeys come west
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