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biggest lies youve told to secure the ting

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Used to sometimes tell chicks I had a girl when I didn't. Made the securing vag process so much easier.

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That I didn't know who her sister was and never heard of her before

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everytime i tell em my names steve n i live in the flats next to my house

 

so when they drop me off ive jus gota walk through the entry back to my house

 

n i kno they cant come knocking when she ends up 3 months preggers

 

HES GONE

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1 time i got caught out tho shes like i kno u from primary school u pillock u aint steve

 

i fuckin am

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Once told my ex i cudnt get my handcuffs off all night so they wudnt go out kinda back fired got draggd half way to the fire station fell out wid me n went out anyway lol

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yoshie was wrong

 

easily 3 quarters the way to hell 

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That I was her favrouite mc's younger brother

Every time she called I was a different "video shoot" used to get her gassed

Didn't even beat only got brain

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Used to sometimes tell chicks I had a girl when I didn't. Made the securing vag process so much easier.

 

the way dese hoes minds work is crazy

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that i didnt beat her sis

 

there was a similar cousin scenario also

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The birthday thing is another level loooool

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At Dstrkt last year after drake's last show, I put on a dodgy Canadian/American accent all nite to get some of that groupie love. it worked, but alcohol + fake accents = loooooool

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Told her im married too so she doesn't feel as bad

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Pretended i was a completely different person, she thought i was someone she knew from back in the day.

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

:rofl:

Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie

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Being one of the biggest and best actors in the world but i only do theatre and stage shows as i dont wanna be famous.

Lied when winging for my bedrin how he is a huge international dj/promoter and im his management

Ex secret intelligence but i couldnt really tell her more as i had a non disclosure with mi5

So many more ones like that, baller one is basic altho i did use it at the beginning

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One of the best lies was when my cousins and their friends(7 of them)went Newcastle in 2012(I opted out because they wanted to go by coach)

They told the chicks up there

They have come to Newcastle to sign a contract and have a medical because Newcastle have agreed a transfer with their French clubs so they out celebrating(they actually spoke English with a French accent but the rest of that night they were speaking French all night

They even got one their Nigerian friend(does not speak french) to pretend he was their agent

They were getting asked for photographs but was refusing incase the press found out but these guys were signing autographs

Women are so dumb

Seven of them ended the night with fifteen chicks

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fooled  a ting into thinkin we shared the same birthday for like 3 years. she thought we were soulmates

 

she even hosted a joint bbq at her yard for us n all my boys had to pretend it was my bday

 

its kinda deep thinkin back

 

i was young n just wanted to beat any means necessary

 

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

 

Should've thought bigger.

 

Hit Miami in '07 & told some girl my name was Michael Ballack & I played for Chelsea.

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

 

Should've thought bigger.

 

Hit Miami in '07 & told some girl my name was Michael Ballack & I played for Chelsea.

 

 

 

one of this sites goat stories

 

can never do this now, told a girl im from cyprus and she googled it straight away on her phone.... imagine when she googles ballack and sees this man on the first google result

 

 

 

 

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

:rofl:

Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie

 

 

The internet has ruined this lie, lol, bitches be googling now...

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

:rofl:

Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie

The internet has ruined this lie, lol, bitches be googling now...

😂😂😂

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Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

:rofl:

Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie

 

 

Lmao.

Off ends + drop any of the following; MK Dons, AFC Wimbledon, Charlton, Colchester + rolling with one/two flashy gaudy guys = QbadP.png

 

 

Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

 

Should've thought bigger.

 

Hit Miami in '07 & told some girl my name was Michael Ballack & I played for Chelsea.

 

 

FFS

 

Still hilarious.

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