Whats Your Work Regime

[underwriter]

Whe you get into work, what key things do you do?

 

or are you a person who comes straight in the door and to your desk and then you start working?

 

 

I come in, put bags down sy 'morning guys' (hate this part)

 

go hand my blazer

 

go bathroom for like 15mins to do a shit

 

make coffee

 

come downstairs and im nice...

[Supermalt]

work starts at 9

 

i start work at 9.30

[Kuffir]

Go in

Walk past everyone

Smoking area

[Badman]

Wake up

Turn on PC

log on to vip2.co.uk

(There is a lot of truth in this)

[The Infamous]

Go in

Walk past everyone

Smoking area + coffee machine

[Mr. Martinez]

Make sure I get in before stand up

 

when/if I manage that, mess about online on vip2, news etc, till stand up

 

after stand up, go grab some breakfast from caf 

 

come back for 10.30 

 

start thinking about what I need to do for the day

 

do some more lazying about till lunch time

 

grab lunch

 

get back to office for 1.30

 

headphones on, lock myself in for most of the afternoon

 

Fridays it's pretty much the same but lunch becomes liquid lunch and goes on till about 2-2.30 depending if PO is there as well. 

 

come back to office and doss about till it's time to go back to the pub or home or whatever

[Mr. Martinez]

:lol:

 

what's with the not saying good morning to your colleagues

[dub]

greetings are overrated, wish everyone was satisfied with a nod

[underwriter]

work starts at 9

 

i start work at 9.30

jhgyguhij;kpopij

 

 

u already no

[Mr. Martinez]

grumpy people at work piss me off tbh

 

specially when you have to work with them

 

so long

[underwriter]

:lol:

 

what's with the not saying good morning to your colleagues

i hate pleasantries/saying 'morning' i just wake up and start my day calm

[Barney Stinson]

Get in at 8.58, sit down open the mac, reluctantly talk to overly cheery intern, wait for offer of coffee from said intern, accept, open outlook, then begin.

[Pro]

greetings are overrated, wish everyone was satisfied with a nod

College days

Nowadays a firm hand grip with the sharp eye contact like I wish a nigga would

[Yoshie]

Get in at 8.25 - fill up the water bottle, grab some fruit 

Work starts at 8.30

[underwriter]

Get in at 8.25 - fill up the water bottle, grab some fruit 

Work starts at 8.30

punctual eeeesh

[Bobby Reds]

Say morning to the ppl dem

 

then get on with it..

 

/

 

hate my job right now.... sleeping with co-workers <<<<<________ 

[The Somalian]

Got flexi time so get in anytime between 7 til 10 say good morning to everyone make a glass of juice eat some snack play music 

[Supermalt]

always interesting seeing the decent in mood of new starters in certain places

 

all bubbly in your face, how long youve been working here, how was your weekend, belly laughs in the kitchen

 

to droopy face, nigga nods and dangerous bants 

[Mr. Martinez]

dangerous bants :lol:

[Kim]

Get there eat my breakfast/dinner whilst logging in my pc, then listen to two of the most critisizin grumpy old men ever.. ..for men they bitch like mad, even got some next guy to cum look for me to clean my desk today ffs.....

[Haze-e]

Step in for 8am (Moretime 10/20 past)

Prep the kitchen if I'm cooking.

Deal with front of house if I'm not.

Check emails and do orders.

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Wake up between 7-7.45 get to work between 8.45-9.30.

Put my bag down

Go and get a drink, don't offer anybody else.

Back two cold drinks and bring a warm one back coffee if I have a meeting, green tea if I don't

Talk until about 10,open outlook then go for my first piss

[Gordon Gekko]

Grab a coffee on the way into work, get in about 8ish, despite our contracted time being a 9:30 start, log in, checked emails on phone on the way in, go downstairs & get a bagel from the canteen then back to the desk to crack on. Have another coffee break at about 11ish then rinse & repeat every other hour

[Grafter]

Get to work between 8.30-9.00

 

put my things down, say good morning to the one person on my team who is mostly always in before me (not so much any more because she doesn't respond )

 

Get my things out my draw, and put them down - will wipe down my desk with antibacterial wipes if I haven't been in for more than a day/someone is using my seat

 

Go to the kitchen with my mug, pack lunch, pack breakfast (oats and apple juice). Put these things down in the kitchen, pour a small amount of hot water into giant mug

 

Go to bathroom, do my hair, maybe wee

 

Back to kitchen, probably have a chat with someone in the kitchen - whilst I don't like getting too close to my colleagues, I do like hearing about people's lives in the kitchen. 

 

Make my breakfast and a mint tea, fill up my water bottle

 

Back to my desk where I read the news/my emails/check my calendar

 

tea every hour to hour and a half

[Supermalt]

its all the same shit init...