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LOST MY BLARDCLART PHONE


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THIS IS MY FIRST TIME EVER TO LOSE A PHONE

THATS HOW YOU KNOW I WAS FUCKING SMACKED

 

AND I DREW 5 GIRLS LAST NIGHT.... THE MOST IVE DRAWN IN A VERY VERY LONG WHILE FFS

 

IS THERE ANY ANY ANYYYYYYYYY WAY OF GETTING THE IPHONE BACK??

 

ITS STILL ON, IM CALLING IT... NO ANSWER...

 

I DO NOT HAVE ICLOUD ACTIVATED OR FIND MY IPHONE APP OR ANY OF THAT -

 

FFS WHERES THE NSA/FBI/MI5 WHEN YOU NEED THEM TO TRIANGULATE MY BLOODY PHONE FFFS

 

 

I HOPE AND BEG A WHITE YUPPIE PICKS UP MY PHONE WHEN HE WAKES UP AND I LINK HIM LATER

 

FUUUUCKK

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What dumb fucker has a £600 phone and doesnt use icloud or have find my iphone installed?

 

oh wait.

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1 hour ago, FA23 said:

What dumb fucker has a £600 phone and doesnt use icloud or have find my iphone installed?

 

oh wait.

Trus cant even put a message on the screen sayin you'll pay them for finding it then just take the ting when u link them 

 

 

All u can do is hope an pray someone picks up, did u have a passcode on it?

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I swear losing your phone just leaves you on a even more vulnerable state. You just stop thinking right.

One of my friends got her iphone lost in a uber in dubai. 

She came back pissed.  No insurance.  She orders another one from GUMTTEE.

These times I am telling her to chill and cop it off ebay or amazon where her pee is at least protected. 

She paid like 5 bills for the phone. (Boxed , mint condition).Stopped working after  2 days when she dropped it. Took it to the apple store. They told her the phone was flagging as stolen. Tried contacting the guy... Ghost.

The bank couldn't return her money because the sellers deets on Gumtree was different to the account.

She ended up buying a new one. Was creasing watching the whole thing unfold. 

LOL @ not having a cloud system and some type of insurance on your phone though.

I won't loose too much sleep these days if I lost my phone line.

 

 

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SO THE NIG NOG TELLS ME TO MEET HIM AT 8PM

 

SAID CALL HIM AFTER 8 AND HELL DIRECT ME ETC ETC

 

GO TO THE DESTINATION - I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL

 

NO ANSWER

 

FOR A GOOD 1 HR IM CALLING ON AND OFF

 

ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND FOR A SHITTY IPHONE 4

 

 

BRAV JUST LINK MAN AND GIVE ME MY FONE U FUCKING BLACK DONKEY

 

 

 

NOW MY SATURDAYS WASTED BECAUSE OF THAT c*nt

 

 

BACK HOME NOW IN MY BED

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John Doe has it

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17 minutes ago, underwriter said:

SO THE NIG NOG TELLS ME TO MEET HIM AT 8PM

 

SAID CALL HIM AFTER 8 AND HELL DIRECT ME ETC ETC

 

GO TO THE DESTINATION - I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL

 

NO ANSWER

 

FOR A GOOD 1 HR IM CALLING ON AND OFF

 

ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND FOR A SHITTY IPHONE 4

 

 

BRAV JUST LINK MAN AND GIVE ME MY FONE U FUCKING BLACK DONKEY

 

 

 

NOW MY SATURDAYS WASTED BECAUSE OF THAT c*nt

 

 

BACK HOME NOW IN MY BED

Troll got trolled 

 

told you to come link him. Was prob watching for his 15th floor council flat 

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