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I might buy a bitch a Benz if he p*ssy whip

absolute bullshit @ jelly timing is everything for a relationship to work when i was at uni i met a chick that i know now should have been my life long wife but I was fucked in the head, I couldn't see the woods from the trees coz I was smashing tings right left & centre, lying and being a general c*nt of a dog, my mindset was not ready for a relationship fast forward i saw her a month or so ago loved up, working at a bank, married, next don shot up her club good and proper and she's expecting twins (i was hurt) had man thinking that should have been you, she was cool, smart, had my back, loved me, she was everything you would want in a woman but i didn't see it then until it was too late

Not attractive? ??

are you alright in the head? coz you don't sound educated in these matters at all earlier you said "you should be with a woman who accepts you for you" bitch are you mad? so my ex should have accepted my fucked ways yeah? smh then you come with some ignorant statement that "she clearly was not smart if she accepted some cheating scumbag" ONCE AGAIN BITCH ARE YOU MAD & DUMB!!! she left me because of my cheating ways which means she clearly was smart enough to know i wasn't right for her come out the topic coz u don't know what u are talking about

Excess fee waived

Rooney on the plane back with the dre beats on bumping

Gimme that "average looking" woman please, pleaseeee. She can get ALL the codes. Online banking and genetic. FOH.

for me shes a 10 !! have to see in real life to confirm though.. shes so beautiful facially and body wow

Can't stand excuses either, just say nah I don't want to - respect that so much more.

this was over a page so I thought it deserved a split.

Film was alright. Hugs & Mookz didn't seem that believable to me but everything else was pretty good. Snakey Man >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Back on tonight !! 9pm new format

Not sure if ive mentioned before but girls who can't dance. Was seeing one girl for couple weeks and we went to a salsa class. The lack of coordination was on embarrassing levels. Locked it off halfway thru the class and never seen her since.

Yea its dead Don't work so no need to book time off and my barber will make space for me if need be

Tbh the ppl who usually flake are the ones with dead bank balances

a real human being is sitting at home typing blocks of text like the one above you know a whole human being

ag beat the ting that worships the many faced god. pos.

State of her bag the tramp

I think either us or you lot are winning it in ?? early next year.

I've flopped so many times. Then again if it's not meant to be...

Remember last year when @Iceberg said just book it with at least one person and drop the details to the rest after Actually ended up on a boys holiday this summer with 6 attendees after years of trying, didn't get the full turn out, but it was a start

Lol jelly with that romcom bullshit

Dunno why but when i see a girl with choker tings, it is a major MAJOR turn off for me

Good origin story for deadshot, although I prefer the deadshot and whole suicide squad in Arrow. DC's lane Is TV, they should link their films and TV better if they want success with films. Fans of The Flash/Arrow, how do You feel about a different unrelated Flash/Arrow in films while the TV shows are still running?

shit console. selling my ps4 and coppin the xbox again. at least with the xbox i can play all the 360 games i didnt get to touch because i was broke

Fuck them I don't know them they ain't 3 hunna

Stop hating and dress up for church

Just found out Kayak is the one for booking flights around Europe if you want to check in bags. It compares including baggage fees and it seems to work out cheaper through these agencies (like Expedia) if you are, rather than booking straight through the flight company (like Ryanair).

She know her place. Money speak louder than anything else.

Pmsl bare screenshots and phonecalls being made right about now. You're about to get taken G.

its a mental illness

"Wow" LMAO

Should of taken that 20m off us last summer smh. Will end up at everton next summer.

She looks like she's lived a long stressful life

She's any dusty lost in the weed,38 year old, working part time in retail, pushing a silver x reg 206, living off super noodles. I would feel unemployed just talking to her.

this looks sick, solid looking cast too.

Karma for the King Louis

Snowball effect Others will join in and it will be like when the nights watch all bored up John Snow.

Manchester United double winner Paul Parker has launched a scathing attack on Wayne Rooney by branding him 'overweight and slow'. "This is a defining season for Rooney," Parker told 888.com. "It’s no longer about him breaking records but finishing his career atManchester United . He needs to show his worth and that he deserves to be in the team and not just because of marketing. "As much as people appreciate what he’s done over the years and how many goals he’s scored football is about now and being judged on now. "If someone had only heard of Wayne Rooney but seen him now they’d think 'Who is this fella? He’s overweight and slow. That shot was terrible, and it looks like he can’t move or shift his body quick enough.' "With Paul Pogba you do wonder when you look at his style of play for Juventus can he play that way for Manchester United? If he plays behind Ibrahimovic that puts Wayne Rooney in doubt and Rooney has to play – not that he deserves a place, but they have to play him. So it’s a difficult situation." _____________ @i5_PRODUCER It's happening brah Stretford, Scholes and the boys are all in the studio right now writing to Takeover mp3.

The only thing these man rebelling is the lack of eggs, beans and chips on the lunch menu

Time for a cool story. During my darkest hours I'd be awake around 4am watching Mexican Liga games. Sometimes a little known side called Puebla would be playing, and for some reason they had this little fat man waddling around upfront doing whatever he wanted.He'd take all corners, pens, and freekicks, and have everyone do his running for him. Blanco: 120 caps, 39 goals He's since retired and is now a Mayor in a Mexican City. Why am I mentioning all this? I believe Wayne is destined to do the same at United. Run the show till he hits 40, then a move into politics as Labour leader, shaping out every day lives.

Why?

reverse image search takes you to a wonderful place though http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/comment/4156931#Comment_4156931 edit - obv NSFW

dis broad used 2 buy me shit - said she wud buy me an ipad i was like kool but she always had a problem cos i never ate her pum so 1 time i reminded her "yo what happened to the ipad u was gettin me?" "u dnt deserve it" "why not" "u dont go down on me yet expect me to do it for u everytime" i laughed - dis ting was taking me for some prostitute. paying for my services with material goods. the way i ate that shit a few days later

One guy i know is like this, brought her a brand new mini cooper converts. Currently they live in a rented house which he's paying about a gee rent and that's not including bills. Now the landlord is moving back into that house, he told his girl they're gonna move into his folks for a a couple months so he can raise a deposit and she's kicking up her feet saying let's just rent somewhere else. He actually said to her i'm basically giving you a house and i'm gonna pay for all the bills and all her money will be on herself. She's still saying she'd rather him rent somewhere new rather than moving back to his folks for a couple of months. He also paid 4 gees on the spot to have her fake tits to be corrected when something went wrong with them. She'll have a range rover sport in the next couple of years, already called it.