Jodie

mustve of been giving ur mum that stiff beat LOOOL too much!!

Why would you even care if she was earning more than you? If I was a guy, I wouldn't care. She'd get more of the bills...probably all of them actually.

LOL @ that ponzi scheme wedding. Hope the guests kept their gift receipts.

You may not ever spot me. Im in hibernation at the moment.

Was very epic. Dunno what made me do it actually. May do it again. Currently at 5months.

18 months aswell. Was quite liberating I must say.

Sorry, my bad. anywhooo, fuck the central line during rush hour. I avoid that like a plague!!!

She was DTF but i was like nah Yea you wish c*nt. Your buttas doe. And you are?

She was DTF but i was like nah Yea you wish c*nt.

lol you fool. glad i left your ass in Tunbridge Wells! x

Thank fuck I don't have to get public transport to work. 30min drive to and from work with free parking. sweet.

Im still yet to experience this sh*t

LOOOOL LMAOOO