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the one wearing jus a bra is a bait hoe. looooolwhat do u think of the rest?also loool at n-dubs apperaing in the vid for e-hype.SWAG TUNE.
is it an online video release cos otherwise....the 'e' isnt really meant to be there. sorry to b petty.
whos the girl with jus her bra on and sum bait fat stomach?cums like tug boat
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6:23 AM - men, sh*t dat men need 2 kno. up ur game niggaz'Guys' - this is a little rule book I have compiled and hopefully using these rules you should improve your sex life.'Girls' - wondering how to subtley drop some bedroom tips to your MAN, tell him to read this!!!Body: 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makesher feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worthby cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate formof foreplay.2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's adifference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying toextinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake, That hurts.3) NOT SHAVING.You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rakerepeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her headfrom side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they gettheir hand on a pair.Stroke, caress, and smooththem.5) BITING HER NIPPLES.Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they'retrying to deflate her body via her breasts?Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing.Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good.Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumblike you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on thewhole breasts, not just the exclamation points.7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas ofher body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight intodowntown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingersand underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to takethe damn things off.9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along sideof the clitoris.11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, theyplummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keepgoing at all costs, numb jaw or not.12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waistwith a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, nota kid's toy.13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling thematerial up between her thighs and yanking it backand forth is not.14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believethat the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there thanyou're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay inprinciple, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carriedaway.It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of hervagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likesit.15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in themood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some movetoward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple ofbuttons.17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.A man in socks and underpants is a man at his worst. Lose the socks first.18) GOING TOO FAST.When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do ispump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like anassembly-line worker made obsolete by yourtechnology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.19) GOING TOO HARD.If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, thepain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a fewseconds.20) COMING TOO SOON.Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of hereyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the markof a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. Atleast buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold herinterest while you're playing Marathon Man.22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if youreally don't know, don't ask.23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth downthere, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on herclitoris.24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it willlead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about threesteps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use hermouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.25) NOT SHAVING PT.2Men seem to like women to be shaved down below. That's fine. But women likethat too. That doesn't mean you have to shave it bare (although, that wouldbe nice), but at least keep it neat and trimmed. There's nothing that turnsa girl off more than looking at a penis sticking out of a forest.26) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.no one likes it to be over before they've begun. please have thesincerity to warn the woman.27) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio.You just lie there. And don't grab her head.28) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. Inreal life, it just meansmore laundry to do.29) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all thehard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so muchlike the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.30) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunkis an excuse.31) TAKING PICTURES.When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__toshow my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.32) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honeyon her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handyprops; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.33) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.34) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romaniangymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partnerwith snapped hamstrings.35) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have prostate. Women don't.36) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck,if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks andjaunty scarves for weeks on end.37) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a bigturn-on.38) TALKING DIRTY.It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. Ifshe likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.39) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and shemight even do the same for you.40) SQUASHING HER.Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her abit too heavily,she will turn blue.41) THANKING HER.Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soupkitchen.
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6:23 AM - men, sh*t dat men need 2 kno. up ur game niggaz'Guys' - this is a little rule book I have compiled and hopefully using these rules you should improve your sex life.'Girls' - wondering how to subtley drop some bedroom tips to your MAN, tell him to read this!!!Body: 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makesher feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worthby cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate formof foreplay.2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's adifference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying toextinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake, That hurts.3) NOT SHAVING.You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rakerepeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her headfrom side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they gettheir hand on a pair.Stroke, caress, and smooththem.5) BITING HER NIPPLES.Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they'retrying to deflate her body via her breasts?Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing.Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good.Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumblike you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on thewhole breasts, not just the exclamation points.7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas ofher body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight intodowntown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingersand underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to takethe damn things off.9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along sideof the clitoris.11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, theyplummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keepgoing at all costs, numb jaw or not.12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waistwith a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, nota kid's toy.13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling thematerial up between her thighs and yanking it backand forth is not.14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believethat the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there thanyou're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay inprinciple, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carriedaway.It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of hervagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likesit.15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in themood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some movetoward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple ofbuttons.17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.A man in socks and underpants is a man at his worst. Lose the socks first.18) GOING TOO FAST.When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do ispump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like anassembly-line worker made obsolete by yourtechnology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.19) GOING TOO HARD.If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, thepain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a fewseconds.20) COMING TOO SOON.Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of hereyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the markof a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. Atleast buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold herinterest while you're playing Marathon Man.22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if youreally don't know, don't ask.23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth downthere, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on herclitoris.24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it willlead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about threesteps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use hermouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.25) NOT SHAVING PT.2Men seem to like women to be shaved down below. That's fine. But women likethat too. That doesn't mean you have to shave it bare (although, that wouldbe nice), but at least keep it neat and trimmed. There's nothing that turnsa girl off more than looking at a penis sticking out of a forest.26) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.no one likes it to be over before they've begun. please have thesincerity to warn the woman.27) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio.You just lie there. And don't grab her head.28) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. Inreal life, it just meansmore laundry to do.29) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all thehard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so muchlike the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.30) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunkis an excuse.31) TAKING PICTURES.When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__toshow my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.32) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honeyon her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handyprops; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.33) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.34) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romaniangymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partnerwith snapped hamstrings.35) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have prostate. Women don't.36) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck,if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks andjaunty scarves for weeks on end.37) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a bigturn-on.38) TALKING DIRTY.It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. Ifshe likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.39) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and shemight even do the same for you.40) SQUASHING HER.Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her abit too heavily,she will turn blue.41) THANKING HER.Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soupkitchen.
off that caramel chicks myspace....skeeenK-dot.1
I can't believe I just read that crap. Thought I might get to pick up a few pointers, it just pissed me off. Bare selfishness.I feel sorry for the next girl I f*ck coz I'm taking this anger out on her.
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i know the bitches in this video...that caramel honey bitch is called natasha from catford (or sumwherei n south east i 4get). Used to talk 2 that hoe back in the day then she try snake me to my wifey about apparently "cheating" on her so i boyed her off. that natasha hoe try say i moved up one of her girls (the one in the wong vid wearing black and with curly hair) and try hide my wifey from her. she then got my wifey's number (to this day i do not know how) and tried a ting. the one in the black with str8 hair has sum disabled arm piece and is also a hoe from north sides. she always try cover her alm. it looks like stormin's face. scararmfromunirh4.jpg

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*The sh*t guide thing was here*
off that caramel chicks myspace....skeeenK-dot.1
I can't believe I just read that crap. Thought I might get to pick up a few pointers, it just pissed me off. Bare selfishness.I feel sorry for the next girl I f*ck coz I'm taking this anger out on her.
I must say i read it thinking there would be something innovative but if you simply dont know that your better off buying rampant rabbits for your girl
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i know the bitches in this video...that caramel honey bitch is called natasha from catford (or sumwherei n south east i 4get). Used to talk 2 that hoe back in the day then she try snake me to my wifey about apparently "cheating" on her so i boyed her off. that natasha hoe try say i moved up one of her girls (the one in the wong vid wearing black and with curly hair) and try hide my wifey from her. she then got my wifey's number (to this day i do not know how) and tried a ting. the one in the black with str8 hair has sum disabled arm piece and is also a hoe from north sides. she always try cover her alm. it looks like stormin's face. scararmfromunirh4.jpg
wat bout the girl with jus a bra on in the vid?do these girls get paid to be in the video?
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