Totally Jodie Marsh

[The General]

Whoever wudnt lash dat is suspect!Strictly a lash ting tho

[Accra]

I'd f*ck her. Rags. I don't like how she is though. I was gonna be on that programme "Fool around with your girlfriend/boyfriend" and they asked me if there were any celebs I wouldn't wanna be on the program with. I said her and they said I couldn't do it then coz I was supposed to be on it with her. ã5000 down the drain but at least my mum doesn't hate me.

[Guest Bret Hart]

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssed

[Social]

She'd get lashed still

[Accra]

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssed

Better than my mum watching her give me a lapdance on channel 4. I kept my self-respect.

[Syphilis King]

Accra, what did this programme involve?

[Guest Bret Hart]

does your mum watch shows like that?could of just jinalsed it

[Accra]

Accra, what did this programme involve?

A single girl is in the house with 4 guys. 3 of the guys have girlfriends, one is single. She has to figure out which one is single. If she picks the real single as the one she thinks is single, she gets ã5000 and he gets ã5000. If she picks one of the guys in a relationship, the guy and his girlfriend get ã5000 each. The 3 girlfriends live in a house next door and get occassional contact via this one room. It can also be done with a guy and 4 girls etc. My friend was on the Kenzie episode.I was basically gonna win ã5000 for telling the truth... But after my mum saw the Jodie Marsh ep I would have been in she said if that was me she would've lost it.

[Accra]

does your mum watch shows like that?could of just jinalsed it

Nah, she watched it on channel 4 coz we knew my friend was gonna be on it.

[Guest Bret Hart]

seen....5gs thoughand you could of made a career out of going on these c4 shows then would of had a heads up on going on bb....

[Accra]

seen....5gs thoughand you could of made a career out of going on these c4 shows then would of had a heads up on going on bb....

I don't wanna go on BB. I'd end up hated for being homophobic.5 grand would have been nice though. But mum was not having a bar. I would have shamed the family.

[Benicio del Toney]

She'd get f*cked still.

[Lenny]

She'd get f*cked still.

[Spawn]

She looks f*cked still.

Edit: And you know whats deep? She paid to have her nose be like that. She looked in the mirror, saw that and gave a man a couple bags for his good work. f*ckery.

[Dat Boy B]

She'd get f*cked still.

[Savant]

How old is she?Its like she's been around for years upon years.

[JLovely]

She's a hot mess.

[time_bomb]

i cant take jordan on ma screen but when i watched this girls programe, f*ck man she is the worstttt, she made herself look a rite d*ck!

[MUFCCHAMPS2007]

Lol yeah i watched this.She was like for once id like to date someone who is on my level in looks, cleverness and ambition all the guys before wernt.What the hell has she been dating.

[Benicio del Toney]

She got f*cked by that prick from blazing squad, whats his name again?

[Benicio del Toney]

Kenzie?

[Spawn]

Yeh, she was about 8 years older than him too.

[Guest Bret Hart]

it was his boyhood dream come truebut he dumped herthats how f*cked she must be

[Lardin]

nice bressshame about noseshe should do a porno

[LadyOG]

Thing about Jodie is that shes a c*ck. But the problem is that she has deep rooted psychological issues from being bullied at school. This whole career is meant to be a 2 fingers up at her bullies, but it didn't work like that.Feel sorry for her still. Her family set up means shes set up for life but she's still humiliating herself like this. Shes pretending to herself that this is her being independant and in control of her sexuality but shes a mess and she knows it. Thats why she broke down on celeb BB.