Worst thing you could ever do when you with a chick?

[time_bomb]

lose ur erection when she takes her clothes off

[Guest Removal Man]

on my fourth year anniversary wit my chick, i dropped a huge slice of tomatoe in the thick red chorizo sausage oil that lies at the bottom of the tapas dish, the red oil splashed all over my girlfriends brand new yellow top, she let out a gasp and everyone in the restuarant went quiet and just staired at usalso, we were in Belago just off Covent Garden eatin lobster and Steak, i cracked my lobster wit them pliers they give you, and Lobster jus flew off everywhere, and its well tight seating in them places so i knew i'd hit everyone around me, i looked up at my girl and she's just looking right at me wit a huge chunk of Lobster hangin off her forehead, that didnt go down too well either

[streets.]

This could be the worst ive done..ever..2daySittin on train...shes got her head on my shoulders....i bend my head down cos shes talkin to me..BANGNOSE BLEED...ON HER WHITE JACKET....this = cover story so when you get arrested you show police this thread Suicide...

[colaniran]

Driving her home and FARTING IN DA WHIP(not dem silent ones, dem loud 1's wit echos)

[Guest Dark Emperor]

Hit on other girls.

[Goddaz]

I don't know about COULD EVER DO but this is what i have done:1. Dumped this ting right after a good lashing. She stalked me for a while after.2. I went out raving with this ting last year, all night she was gwanin like she didn't come with man. Dancing on her ones, dropping lines like I want to dance on my own etc, hinting she wants a drink & for me to go get it. After went off, saw sum ppl i new, bust jokes & drew sum other ting. THEN JUMPED IN MY RIDE & LEFT HER IN Oxford, she lived in Greenwich.

[Goddaz]

Call her by another females name.

[Gray Fox]

There are too many things.

[Guest Seriouss]

I was kissing my ex once and he sneezed snot all over my face and some went in my mouth. That was the more horrible thing ever. I was nearly sick.

[JLovely]

I don't know about COULD EVER DO but this is what i have done:1. Dumped this ting right after a good lashing. She stalked me for a while after.2. I went out raving with this ting last year, all night she was gwanin like she didn't come with man. Dancing on her ones, dropping lines like I want to dance on my own etc, hinting she wants a drink & for me to go get it. After went off, saw sum ppl i new, bust jokes & drew sum other ting. THEN JUMPED IN MY RIDE & LEFT HER IN Oxford, she lived in Greenwich.

That is SUPER PISSED.But serves her right kind of cos who asked her to go out if shes gonna be acting all dumb.

[Realz.]

There are too many things.

well at least state one innit.....anyways, one time i must of taken a love bite toooo far, i actually pierced her skin with my 'supermalt-opening' teeth and i left her screaming murder.....she actually breezed off with my house keys, so i couldnt even get into my yard....

[Gray Fox]

There are too many things.

well at least state one innit.....

Farting during sex. Never done it mind you, but still, it wouldn't be nice.

[Guest Removal Man]

I was kissing my ex once and he sneezed snot all over my face and some went in my mouth. That was the more horrible thing ever. I was nearly sick.

errrgghh, dat is soooo grim

[Guest Seriouss]

I was kissing my ex once and he sneezed snot all over my face and some went in my mouth. That was the more horrible thing ever. I was nearly sick.

errrgghh, dat is soooo grim

It was horrible.In fact, I'm going to make him sign up to vip2 just so we can laugh at him about it.

[Guest Removal Man]

I was kissing my ex once and he sneezed snot all over my face and some went in my mouth. That was the more horrible thing ever. I was nearly sick.

errrgghh, dat is soooo grim

It was horrible.In fact, I'm going to make him sign up to vip2 just so we can laugh at him about it.

yeah man do iti'll e-fight him for wot he did to you in the past

[Guest Seriouss]

Yeay!! I just sent him a message. Actually - is this mingling of my e-world and real life a really bad idea??Oops.

[Carpe_Deum]

There are too many things.

well at least state one innit.....

Farting during sex. Never done it mind you, but still, it wouldn't be nice.

i think he was asking you to state what you have done.

[Goddaz]

I don't know about COULD EVER DO but this is what i have done:1. Dumped this ting right after a good lashing. She stalked me for a while after.2. I went out raving with this ting last year, all night she was gwanin like she didn't come with man. Dancing on her ones, dropping lines like I want to dance on my own etc, hinting she wants a drink & for me to go get it. After went off, saw sum ppl i new, bust jokes & drew sum other ting. THEN JUMPED IN MY RIDE & LEFT HER IN Oxford, she lived in Greenwich.

That is SUPER PISSED.But serves her right kind of cos who asked her to go out if shes gonna be acting all dumb.

My thoughts exactly, trying to take man.She called bare times in the weeks after but I just gave her air. Next time she'll know not to take the piss with a next bre

[Uncle Fargas]

I don't know about COULD EVER DO but this is what i have done:1. Dumped this ting right after a good lashing. She stalked me for a while after.2. I went out raving with this ting last year, all night she was gwanin like she didn't come with man. Dancing on her ones, dropping lines like I want to dance on my own etc, hinting she wants a drink & for me to go get it. After went off, saw sum ppl i new, bust jokes & drew sum other ting. THEN JUMPED IN MY RIDE & LEFT HER IN Oxford, she lived in Greenwich.

That is SUPER PISSED.But serves her right kind of cos who asked her to go out if shes gonna be acting all dumb.

My thoughts exactly, trying to take man.She called bare times in the weeks after but I just gave her air. Next time she'll know not to take the piss with a next bre

4 real she did try an take u for a prick, gash can go on bad mind

[Guest roskie_07]

Call her by another females name.

that is slipping to the max......

[Guest Durrty Boi]

I don't know about COULD EVER DO but this is what i have done:1. Dumped this ting right after a good lashing. She stalked me for a while after.2. I went out raving with this ting last year, all night she was gwanin like she didn't come with man. Dancing on her ones, dropping lines like I want to dance on my own etc, hinting she wants a drink & for me to go get it. After went off, saw sum ppl i new, bust jokes & drew sum other ting. THEN JUMPED IN MY RIDE & LEFT HER IN Oxford, she lived in Greenwich.

That is SUPER PISSED.But serves her right kind of cos who asked her to go out if shes gonna be acting all dumb.

My thoughts exactly, trying to take man.She called bare times in the weeks after but I just gave her air. Next time she'll know not to take the piss with a next bre

i woulda left her in Glasgow still

[Benicio del Toney]

Dem pisstaking chicks there.1 gyal did that to my bredrin when we went out with them, proper took man for a yute.I told him "DO NOT TALK TO THIS CHICK AGAIN"Man carried on chatting wid her.So 1 time him and few bredrins got in my car and I never noticed he was on the fone.I said to my other bredrin "Who dropped you here?"So he said the chiks name.I said "Oh that d*ckhead" didnt clock my bredrin was on the fone to her, she went nutz lmao.