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Edward supports Everton. Edward does not support Arsenal. Edward doesnââ¬â¢t even support West Ham. Yet Edward doesnââ¬â¢t like Tottenham.I have an irrational disgust for Tottenham Hotspur, bolstered by the fact that everyone from Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho to my obese cousin are tipping them to ââ¬Åbreak intoââ¬Â the Top 4. Nick Hornby describes them as having a ââ¬Åsmug air of ersatz sophisticationââ¬Â and this sums up my feelings on the matter perfectly. The funny thing is, I am an Evertonian. My opprobrium towards these masters of style over substance is purely because of a cold calculating hatred, not due to bitter Arsenal or West Ham football rivalries. Going to ââ¬ÅThe Laneââ¬Â is probably similar to becoming a scientologist. Tom Cruise and John Travolta would be the perfect Spurs fans, and Glenn Hoddle isnââ¬â¢t too dissimilar to L. Ron Hubbard.Scientologists believe that 75 million years ago an evil galactic ruler, named Xenu, solved overpopulation by bringing trillions of people to Earth in DC-8 space planes, stacking them around volcanoes and nuking them. Then the souls of these dead space aliens were captured and boxed up and taken to cinemas where they were shown films of what life should be like, false ideas containing God, the devil and Christ.If all this sounds like nonsense, try talking to Spurs fans, they believe their own footballing version of this: that they should be the rightful leaders of the Premiership. Transmitting their superior style of play to the infidels, and restoring their ââ¬ÅGlory Yearsââ¬Â. Spurs are perfect for the new generation of hyped-up, over marketed, Sky TV football-watching, habitual masturbating football fans; it is a perfect marriage. Whilst most of us grumble about the state of modern football, for fake plastic Spurs fans, this is their utopia.One Spurs fan I know told me at the beginning of last season that Spurs were going to ââ¬Ådo an Evertonââ¬Â (qualify for the champs league on a shoestring budget) ââ¬â In fact they did nearly the opposite ââ¬â they nearly qualified on a budget that would sustain Everton for about a century.Spurs are the doilies of football, or more precisely a pink and green polka dotted 1970ââ¬â¢s bungalow strewn with a cornucopia of doilies; in crochet, beaded and lace. They are needless and grotesque to all but a deluded few.THOUGHTS ?

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Guest Bret Hart

swear everton spent the same amount of money as liverpool from 1986 to 2004i remember seeing it somewhere

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Guest Mr. F

bare face jelousy as everton got top 4 one season, and failed to sustain that in the following seasons...he has seen spurs get 5th for the last to seasons with the team only strengthening....hes pissed that when everton got 4th they should have improved there team to keep that 4th spot..... and they failed.....

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Spurs are perfect for the new generation of hyped-up, over marketed, Sky TV football-watching, habitual masturbating football fans
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